Carl
@Carl@hexbear.net
- Comment on Activists Who Spray-Painted Barclays Set to Be Sentenced As Terrorists 4 days ago:
Didn’t the jury refuse to convict on terrorism charges? Or was that a different case?
- Comment on Arxiv bans slop 2 months ago:
I mean in that case then the question is “do i trust my other authors”
- Comment on Theories on Theories 3 months ago:
physics: laws, unless you look reeeeeally close, then it’s all about probability.
- Comment on Alternative Headline 3 months ago:
non-sapient animals have no concept of consent, people reveal their prejudices by what intent they read into their behaviors.
- Comment on Think Bold 3 months ago:
Too many billionaires? We released wolves in the highest income neighborhoods in America, and you wouldn’t believe what happened next!
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 months ago:
They sleep in sleeping bags basically. I feel like you could zip yourself up, with or without a partner, and make it happen.
- Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space 3 months ago:
A Nasa engineer named Smythe answered questions from Conan O’Brien on his podcast Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend in 2022.
man says funny thing on comedy podcast, more at 11
there is simply no way that nobody has had sex in space. i know it’s against the rules but they sent a married couple up there at the same time once!
- Comment on Lmao 3 months ago:
(and asparagus staging in real life would require jet turbine fuel pumps that are physically impossible I was just joking)
- Comment on Lmao 3 months ago:
I’ve played kerbal space program with increased gravity, you just have to use asparagus staging, no prob!
- Comment on Shame. 3 months ago:
i get that this is just an edgy joke but the evidence that most computer programmers really wish they were antebellum south slaveowners continues to grow
- Comment on Gotta go fast 3 months ago:
They’re pretty neat. Since the molten salt core stays hot for a while after the sun goes down, in some high-output high-storage setups they’re cheaper than traditional PV panels + batteries while providing the same power.
- Comment on Just shave it bro 4 months ago:
GOD tier sideburns tbh
- Comment on Fascism bad. 4 months ago:
the brain is plastic, so it seems far more likely to me that being in conservative circles causes the amygdala to enlarge than the opposite
- Comment on Just one more square bro 4 months ago:
yeah that’s a wild rabbit hole to go down, the shaprs are either extremely satisfying or extremely distressing, there is no in-between.
- Comment on Just one more square bro 4 months ago:
I forget what this shape is actually a solution for but it is very funny
- Comment on Strange Times 5 months ago:
This dino was on its way to becoming a giant snake when the asteroid hit, and now for all of history gets remembered as this thing.
- Comment on French Anatomy 7 months ago:
they knew
- Comment on same shit every day, on god 7 months ago:
Can electroplasma be used to spin a turbine? Asking for a friend.
- Comment on Microsoft's decision to axe Windows 10 is driving Apple PC sales growth — users buy Macs instead of AI PCs despite Microsoft’s push for Copilot+ PCs 8 months ago:
[gaming laptops]'re desktop replacements and they’re just worse than a desktop in every way and cost more
Learned this the hard way when I was nineteen. Had a fat ass Alienware, top of the line everything, played Crysis, lasted about one day past the warranty and promptly died.
About four years ago I bought a laptop for work, an old Thinkpad. It was used when I got it and it’s still kicking. Runs a web browser just fine (and stuff like PuTTy and Teams) and can hang with indie games.
The only reason I would consider buying a laptop that’s more than a web browser/video streaming machine now is if I really needed to be able to use it as a tablet for art and stuff.
- Comment on ANTI PEE PAINT 9 months ago:
just have public toilets my god
- Comment on No One Wants A $100 GTA 6, Analysts Say 9 months ago:
…but they’ll fukken buy it. GTA 6 will be the highest selling single media release of all time.
- Comment on THE CRAZY PILLS 9 months ago:
If this video exists, it is AI generated. It’s probably extremely obvious too, like it has a watermark that clearly states that it’s AI, but boomers like RFJ Jr are just that bad at distinguishing fiction from reality on the internet.
- Comment on yeah everything is probably made of like, idk, earth water, fire and air or something idrk 10 months ago:
They did figure out the earth was round and measure its size with sticks and shadows though, so that’s pretty cool.
- Comment on PlayStation 5 Digital Edition with 1TB SSD downgraded to 825GB listed at the same price — CFI-2116 revision emerges overseas on Amazon 10 months ago:
FTA
The original PlayStation 5, colloquially referred to now as the PlayStation 5 Fat, was equipped with 825GB of internal storage, of which approximately 650GB was accessible to the user, depending on system updates and other variables. The shift to the PlayStation 5 Slim introduced numerous enhancements, including an increase to 1TB of storage, providing the user with approximately 850GB of available space (subject to similar factors).
The CFI-2116 revision, also known as “Chassis E,” marks the return of the 825GB SSD, which Sony advertises on the new packaging. Consumers are losing close to 200GB, or 24%, of usable, high-speed storage with the latest revision. You could argue that 200GB isn’t a lot, and that’s true in a way since some AAA titles — specifically, Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War — are pushing over 300GB of installed size. But under normal circumstances, 200GB should be enough for one or two games.
Seems like Sony has a bunch of 825GB hard drives sitting around to me.
- Comment on 💀 💀 💀 11 months ago:
I always appreciate it when the test has a question or two like this sprinkled in (and if the teacher did it by accident, all the funnier)
- Comment on "You're a scientist? Name all 30 cockatoo dance moves." 11 months ago:
headbang skeleton-motorcycle
- Comment on electrostatic spider flight 1 year ago:
You’ve heard of jumping spiders? Wait till you get a load of the new and improved flying spiders!
- Comment on Steam cracks down on some sex games to appease payment processors 1 year ago:
Fuck Visa but I’m 99% sure it’s a law (or a reinterpretation/expansion of an existing law) making them do this, it just doesn’t make sense otherwise.
- Comment on Plant Slurs 1 year ago:
A guest on Space Ghost Coast to Coast put it best. “A plant out of place” is a weed, like an insect out of place is a pest. It’s a definition that centers ecology and targets invasive species.
- Comment on 2025 be vibin' 1 year ago:
Oh man, i would fukken EXPLODE. I haven’t had to do this yet (knock on wood) but i stg if anyone’s ever rude to me in my own car I’m kicking their ass out, don’t care where or when or how much money their ride’s worth.