The artist knew exactly what they were drawing.
French Anatomy
Submitted 2 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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daannii@lemmy.world 2 months ago
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Exactly. I hear so many “fails” on school books from across the world. I think a lot of the time school books are not getting reviewed enough before being published, and the author will see of his/her prank fails. Sometimes, there is intentional propaganda being peddled.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 months ago
Peddled? It’s more like galloped.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 months ago
Knights fighting snails.
cynar@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That image will stick in the mind of every school boy (and possibly girl) who sees it. That’s a win for the textbook.
Warl0k3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Measuring horse height in hands is oldschool, we measure it in Mr. hands now.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
did you know a horses penis can be 12-24inches? Some can be over 30. This would probably rupture a humans organs.
NSFW educational images
they have a muscle that retracts the penis into the body so it’s honestly surprising to see just how big it really is
Image Image also when googling I found this image which is kinda funny to me because whoever saw it happening really spent the time drawing it manually and putting it into a book.
Imagetoynbee@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Preemptive edit: Connect keeps deleting the text of my post before I can post it and it’s really annoying. As a result this might not be as articulate as I tried to make my first attempt at a response.
Where I grew up, there was a horse pasture at the the of the road. (And another at the other end, but that one was at the top of a big hill so I never really saw the horses there. I only know it was a pasture because apparently my sister had a horse there, then lost it when she started getting younger brothers.)
Once my mom was driving my brother and me somewhere, doesn’t really matter where, and while she waited at the intersection adjacent to the pasture we could see, my brother and I observed a horse in an odd pose. While waiting to be able to cross traffic, she realized we were trying to figure out the horse’s unusual stance and said “and that, gentlemen, is how horses pee.”
Thank you for reminding me of my mother, if in an unconventional manner.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s why it’s dangerous to have sex with animals. The size alone can be trained for, but you’re dealing with an animal that does not understand consent. Allegedly most horse sex videos featured the animals being drugged to avoid such incidents.
Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals. There’s some evidence that they suffer from it, even if the animals can’t speak of the harm they suffer.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 months ago
Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals
Ok, you’ve convinced me.
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals.
If you’ve ever actually been around horses, you would know that in the case of horses at least, you are in far more danger than them. I’ve nearly been crushed by mares in estrus or tackled by young stallions. They are horny monsters and can kill you accidentally with ease.
Also, if you’ve been around real horses you should quickly lose whatever kinks or desires you think you have. They’re horrifying animals.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
also you know how a cats tongue is like sandpaper? Well I heard a story once about a man taking advantage of a cow and apparently their tongues are the same sandpaper consistency…
I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
When they say how much a heart weighs, does that include the weight of all the blood inside it? That doesn’t seem appropriate because the blood isn’t part of the heart, it’s actively being pumped through it.
If the blood is not included, then holy crap how is it 5 kg?
Dojan@pawb.social 2 months ago
I think the blood in the muscle itself is probably included but likely not the blood in the chambers.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Of all the NSWF things I’m not clicking, I’m not clicking this one the most
ameancow@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If you haven’t seen so many horse dicks that you’re completely desensitized to them, have you really been on the internet?
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
oh lawd she commin!
Horse@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
This would probably rupture a humans organs.
there was a boeing engineer who died in this exact manner lol
Taldan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This would probably rupture a humans organs
Anyone around for early '00s internet knew that already…
giraffes@kbin.earth 2 months ago
The horse knows what he's doing.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
FridaySteve@lemmy.world 2 months ago
They missed a bone.
Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
They missed a boner.
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, they clearly drew a guy with hands. You could probably even call him Mr. Hands.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Horse face tells it all.
Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
That’s not a fail. That’s just french.
solomonschuler@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Is this the trojan horse V2?!?!
lvxferre@mander.xyz 2 months ago
It’s a Troy under the glorious Soviet Russia protection, tovarish.
In Soviet Russia, you don’t stuff the horse. The horse stuffs you!
gbzm@piefed.social 2 months ago
What the fuck? It’s knee is equivalent to pour wrist??
Deconceptualist@leminal.space 2 months ago
Yep. Morphologically, that is the horse’s wrist. And at the end of the limb is essentially just one big toe, with the hoof being an adapted toenail.
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 months ago
I am disgusted at myself for laughing at all, much less this much, and absolutely horrified to suddenly find myself sharing it
This is despicable
Dicska@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now imagine being the teacher, trying to proceed with the class when they first open it at this page.
Frjttr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Typical horse dicked French dude.
Carl@hexbear.net 2 months ago
they knew
tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
All jokes aside, that picture is actually very cool and informative.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Oh I remember that video. Will never forget that grunt.
BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk 2 months ago
So horses have back and front arms in French?
cybervseas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah, they knew.
Klear@quokk.au 2 months ago
Image
Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Hmm, Skyrim reference, or Mr. Hands?
nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You know there’s a Canadian sports exec named Dick Pound?
Mr and Mrs Pound had a baby, looked at it, and said “were going to name him Richard, and he will be known as Dick. With a hard D”.
Really makes you wonder.
acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 months ago
!theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org