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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • cybervseas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Nah, they knew.

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    • Klear@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Hmm, Skyrim reference, or Mr. Hands?

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    • nova_ad_vitum@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You know there’s a Canadian sports exec named Dick Pound?

      Mr and Mrs Pound had a baby, looked at it, and said “were going to name him Richard, and he will be known as Dick. With a hard D”.

      Really makes you wonder.

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      !theyknew@lemmy.sdf.org

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The artist knew exactly what they were drawing.

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    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Exactly. I hear so many “fails” on school books from across the world. I think a lot of the time school books are not getting reviewed enough before being published, and the author will see of his/her prank fails. Sometimes, there is intentional propaganda being peddled.

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      • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Peddled? It’s more like galloped.

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Knights fighting snails.

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    • cynar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That image will stick in the mind of every school boy (and possibly girl) who sees it. That’s a win for the textbook.

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  • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Measuring horse height in hands is oldschool, we measure it in Mr. hands now.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    did you know a horses penis can be 12-24inches? Some can be over 30. This would probably rupture a humans organs.

    NSFW educational images

    they have a muscle that retracts the penis into the body so it’s honestly surprising to see just how big it really is
    Image Image also when googling I found this image which is kinda funny to me because whoever saw it happening really spent the time drawing it manually and putting it into a book.
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    • toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Preemptive edit: Connect keeps deleting the text of my post before I can post it and it’s really annoying. As a result this might not be as articulate as I tried to make my first attempt at a response.

      Where I grew up, there was a horse pasture at the the of the road. (And another at the other end, but that one was at the top of a big hill so I never really saw the horses there. I only know it was a pasture because apparently my sister had a horse there, then lost it when she started getting younger brothers.)

      Once my mom was driving my brother and me somewhere, doesn’t really matter where, and while she waited at the intersection adjacent to the pasture we could see, my brother and I observed a horse in an odd pose. While waiting to be able to cross traffic, she realized we were trying to figure out the horse’s unusual stance and said “and that, gentlemen, is how horses pee.”

      Thank you for reminding me of my mother, if in an unconventional manner.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s why it’s dangerous to have sex with animals. The size alone can be trained for, but you’re dealing with an animal that does not understand consent. Allegedly most horse sex videos featured the animals being drugged to avoid such incidents.

      Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals. There’s some evidence that they suffer from it, even if the animals can’t speak of the harm they suffer.

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      • tomiant@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals

        Ok, you’ve convinced me.

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals.

        If you’ve ever actually been around horses, you would know that in the case of horses at least, you are in far more danger than them. I’ve nearly been crushed by mares in estrus or tackled by young stallions. They are horny monsters and can kill you accidentally with ease.

        Also, if you’ve been around real horses you should quickly lose whatever kinks or desires you think you have. They’re horrifying animals.

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      • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        also you know how a cats tongue is like sandpaper? Well I heard a story once about a man taking advantage of a cow and apparently their tongues are the same sandpaper consistency…

        I’ll leave the rest up to your imagination

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      When they say how much a heart weighs, does that include the weight of all the blood inside it? That doesn’t seem appropriate because the blood isn’t part of the heart, it’s actively being pumped through it.

      If the blood is not included, then holy crap how is it 5 kg?

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      • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I think the blood in the muscle itself is probably included but likely not the blood in the chambers.

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    • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Of all the NSWF things I’m not clicking, I’m not clicking this one the most

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      • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        If you haven’t seen so many horse dicks that you’re completely desensitized to them, have you really been on the internet?

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      oh lawd she commin!

      neigh bitch, neigh

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    • Horse@lemmygrad.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This would probably rupture a humans organs.

      there was a boeing engineer who died in this exact manner lol

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    • Taldan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This would probably rupture a humans organs

      Anyone around for early '00s internet knew that already…

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  • giraffes@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The horse knows what he's doing.

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    • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • FridaySteve@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    They missed a bone.

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    • Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They missed a boner.

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      • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        No, they clearly drew a guy with hands. You could probably even call him Mr. Hands.

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Horse face tells it all.

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    • Sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Adderbox76@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s not a fail. That’s just french.

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  • solomonschuler@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is this the trojan horse V2?!?!

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    • Warl0k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This time, we fill the man with horses?

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      • Bonus@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Bizarro Trojan Horse

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    • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a Troy under the glorious Soviet Russia protection, tovarish.

      In Soviet Russia, you don’t stuff the horse. The horse stuffs you!

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  • gbzm@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What the fuck? It’s knee is equivalent to pour wrist??

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    • Deconceptualist@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Yep. Morphologically, that is the horse’s wrist. And at the end of the limb is essentially just one big toe, with the hoof being an adapted toenail.

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      • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • nymnympseudonym@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I am disgusted at myself for laughing at all, much less this much, and absolutely horrified to suddenly find myself sharing it

    This is despicable

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    • Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Now imagine being the teacher, trying to proceed with the class when they first open it at this page.

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  • Frjttr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Typical horse dicked French dude.

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  • Carl@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    they knew

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  • tyo_ukko@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All jokes aside, that picture is actually very cool and informative.

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  • Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh I remember that video. Will never forget that grunt.

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  • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So horses have back and front arms in French?

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