Seriously, just get a horse dildo instead of sexually abusing animals.

If you’ve ever actually been around horses, you would know that in the case of horses at least, you are in far more danger than them. I’ve nearly been crushed by mares in estrus or tackled by young stallions. They are horny monsters and can kill you accidentally with ease.

Also, if you’ve been around real horses you should quickly lose whatever kinks or desires you think you have. They’re horrifying animals.