My brain is so good at detecting patterns that I realize that I shouldn’t even engage with this
Bet you read that wrong
Submitted 1 month ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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warbond@lemmy.world 1 month ago
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t consider a test writer being an insufferable pedantic asshole to be any kind of reflection of my own abilities.
“Oh, you didn’t consciously turn off 3.5 billion years of evolved pattern recognition that functions correctly 99.9% of the time for the purpose of getting my disingenuous gotcha question right? lol”
I’ll tell you where you can stick your test.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
You wrote that wrong, I read it correctly.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Another boomer meme 🥱
NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Maybe we should build better exams
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Whoa whoa, and lose the ability to mock students? Let’s not be so hasty now!
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I’ve been deliberately misspelling Untied States since Trump has been back in power. It often goes unnoticed
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Nice try pointing out my cognitive biases, but they also protect me from changing my mind based on the evidence
sirico@feddit.uk 1 month ago
Welcome to dyslexia!
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You mean lysdexia???
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dyslexics of the world untie!
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I have lixdyxia ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Katana314@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I realized this is why I can’t be editor on my own creative writing. With hundreds of pages of work, it’s very easy for the writer to already know what they intended to say, and interpret that from the page on a quick glance.
Godnroc@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This level of pedantry is not good to foster unless you want all of your words, systems, and rules questioned.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Burned once in primary school by this trick. Never again. Fuck you teachers for doing dumb shit like this.
adarza@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
at the top of a two page quiz (single side, two pages stapled). read through the entire quiz before beginning.
question 1 immediately follows, an easy one even the dummies can answer.
question 10 on second page. print your name in the top right corner of the first page and then answer this question and this question only (and it’s something that’s an opinion, not even a ‘right or wrong’). turn the quiz over when completed, and sit quietly until the bell rings or instructed otherwise.
Lauchmelder@feddit.org 1 month ago
what’s the intended lesson tho? To always read words letter by letter? How inefficient, sounds more like a cognitohazard instead of a lesson
wraekscadu@vargar.org 1 month ago
Wow, I love this seeming wave of boomer Facebook memes! Kinda fun ngl
aesthelete@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Caught it on waterlemons.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Counterpoint: I speed read memes and carefully analyze exams for this exact kind of trickery
0x0@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Counter counterpoint: me too but other way the around
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 1 month ago
Well the exams are more private than a public Internet comment section, so understandable
Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Fuck. You’re right.
treesquid@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I got a T shirt eons ago ($7, couldn’t stop myself) that said “I have a dig bick/You that read wrong/You read that wrong too”. I can’t wait to find a younger shithead to gift it to now that I’m old enough that I’m expected to be vaguely dignified.
CheerfulPassionFruit@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is too accurate, I have failed exams by missreading the question
NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I actually read waterlemons right, but I read the second line wrong.
Siethron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I read it as “I hate waterlemons”
No idea why
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 1 month ago
Well do you?