Wisdom

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• chefdano3@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “The early bird money the worm”

  WTF is this nonsense.

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  • OddDeer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well, that’s you’re age

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    • Kanda@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Oh no, now he’s age

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  • gex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Now read it backwards

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    • ramasses@social.ozymandias.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Send it to 10 people or mark zuckerburg will show up at your house with lizards

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    • exu@feditown.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      mrow :3

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    • zikzak025@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      mrow eht yenom drib ylrae ehT

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      ti

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Modsiw

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That’s your zodiac.

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  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wisdom

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wisdom

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  • tyranny@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wisdom

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  • UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wisdom

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  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s you’re age

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Adhering to the classic meaning of shitpost, nice.

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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  • Makeshift@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And of course, the early worm gets eaten.

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    • pitaya@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The early worm will be late

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    • Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The latest bird may end up being the earliest. Lock the fuck in, gamers

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  • kalpol@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But can you money the cheese

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• Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What did Michael Cera do now?

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  • wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’m sorry, but that’s clearly Andy Samberg.

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    more cocaine

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    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cocaine is worms?

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• Usernamealreadyinuse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Thank you, this made me blow a single burst off air trough my nose!

  And is there a word for?

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  • Reality@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In German the word for it is schnaufen

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    • wieson@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Schnaufen is in and out. Schnauben ist only out. But it might also differ regionally

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  • xia@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “neese”, but rare enough that even OED gets it only half-right

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• Chick0nPlayz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Entrapranure is the goat

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• weps@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  the early worm gets eaten

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• LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But what if the early bird worms the get?

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  • timeghost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s worth two in the bush.

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jesse Eisenberg is a smart dude. Haven’t seen English that wrong in quite some time. Doesn’t do him justice.

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• resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s you’re age again?

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What a nincompoop

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