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• AkatsukiLevi@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  aba7311c0bf99449bb096122f2bc1d5d_1

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  • glitchdx@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    yeeeeeeeeeees!

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All sex is ranked and competitive, the opposite of casual is formal, doing the hokey cokey with someone you have a contract with, like your wife or your boss.

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  • DrBob@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Or highly orchestrated with costumes and decorations and a theme.

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    • Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      White tie sex

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  • DeadDigger@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hm but the opposite could also be committed couldn’t it?

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    • Miller@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      □

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Competitive sex is porn. They literally give out awards every year in Vegas.

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• CallMeAl@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What about Business Casual Sex?

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  • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    At work but in the broom closet.

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    • bajabound@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      With the rope.

      This sounds like a new version of Clue.

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• kablez@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The DRM on competitive sex is really annoying though, practically excludes Linux users.

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  • DigDoug@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …as a Linux user, there are Linux users having casual sex?

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes. With comparability layer called wine

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, but it’s a gender segregated league

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s actually just the high skill level pool.

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• tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I mean, there’s definitely avenues to go pro.

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  • Bakkoda@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Speedruns seem fun

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    • jpablo68@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      any% sex champion here…

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• charokol@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know it’s just a joke and I know I’m taking this way too seriously but the “the existence of <adj> thing implies the existence of <opposite adj> thing” meme really annoys me, because no it doesn’t imply that at all.

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  • dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    you are right about taking it too seriously haha

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  • Aralakh@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Pretty beat to death for sure, though this still made me do a brief chuckle.

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• ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m in the 100m dash, trying to get sub 10s.

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m ranked at Bronze I.

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  • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Many aspire to reach Bronze

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• Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tinder

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• bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What about Arcade Sex and Custom Sex?

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  • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Modded sex is better

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Disables achievements though.

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Formal Sex?

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• expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This isn’t a matter of making capitalism “go away”. It is a matter of pulling in the reins.

  Isn’t that the porn industry?

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• some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So, just porn?

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “professional” ≠ “competitive”

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They do have award shows though. That makes it competitive, at least for some of the movies.

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• TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was high once and had the idea that masturbation could be an olympic sport. Even worked out the scoring metrics. For men it would be based on duration, and distance/volume, and for women it would be based on style points for Dildo use/ girth/length taken etc.

  I WAS HIGH AT THE TIME, FFS Relax. I don’t need a litany of how disgusting that is.

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What systems did you have in place to counter doping?

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    • TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’d wager that muscle relaxants in the lube would probably easily detectable. As for the guys, I’m not sure cum pills are testable… 🤔

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• rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s graded on speed, endurance, technique and style

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  • martti@suppo.fi ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Speed is the worst category.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Dude it’s not golf - the goal is to have the highest score.

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    • Sunflier@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends on the category.

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• StabbingSky@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know that’s a thing at the Texas ren fest.

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• SPRUNTnsfw@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  We have that. AVN announces winners every year.

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look I have a Master Guardian Elite rank in sex. I don’t know if I could handle Global Elite.

  My best streak was 6 hours!–not actually a joke, not sure what I was thinking but it was funny when she fell asleep on the toilet.

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And further, the inevitability of sexually transmitted diarrhea.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just ask Debbie and Bonnie Blue!

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