Budget witchcraft

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• Hubi@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You’re gonna end up summoning some stoner from the early 2000s.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You summoned me?

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lost spirit, what is your name?

    D…A…V…E…

    Dave’s not here, man.

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    • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People keep asking for Dave - do you have any idea how many Daves I know?

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• dorumon@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A bag of chips is like 6 dollars. Just buy an Ouija board instead.

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  • nixfreak@thebrainbin.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    lol that’s awesome

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And not even a large bag. Like the ones from a vending machine.

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• myyass@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Congratulations on summoning Stan!

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  • aSaabD00d@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Budget!? That’s a fucking Dorito! You know how much those cost these days?!

  That said, the Dorito is what make me LOL.

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  • Flagstaff@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m dying of laughter from the Dorito, too!!

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rookie mistake by the low left lighter. Gotta slide back from the metal after striking the ignition spark unless you want to make a burnt offering of your thumb-skin.

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