Front right you fucking small time chump.
Tbf I only say this because my shitty apartment stove only has one large burner and it’s the front right.
You've Just Been Hit By The Front Burner Gang
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HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Imke@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Take the small one and save energy (if not frying). It doesnt take much longer and the pot uses the energy more efficiently
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
It in fact takes 2-3 times longer to get the water boiling in the pot on the smaller one for me. Rather change out the gas container a bit more often. Though I’m planning to just remodel the kitchen to get rid of the gas now and go induction. The gas range is slightly newer, but the furniture is 40 years old so I’d rather go new and integrated.
AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Our stove functionally has 2 ( front right and back left ) but back left is inconvenient if we ain’t just putting something on to sit on its own. So we basically only have one in my eyes. So much more work to use it thanks to the oven controlls that I’ll often switch to using front left despite it being too small for the pot/pan.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I use front right. It is the superior side.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dont say words you cant take back
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
sorry, bud. that’s the high power position on my stove
I’m not happy with it, either. but it’s what it is.
if it makes you feel any better, the front left is the large diameter position. similar power but not packed as densely, so doesn’t work on a 10" pan
WatermelonPaloma@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Front right all the way! Probably my preference because I’m left-handed, but also my front left burner doesn’t even work.
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My front right is the smallest one so it never gets used because it’s useless. Unless you are just trying to keep something warm then it can work
Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok… but why are we invading poland now?
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I said front-right not alt-right. I may be odd but i’m not a monster.
silver@das-eck.haus 2 weeks ago
Complete insanity, see me on the front right
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Back right burner so the steam and fumes have more of a chance to get whooshed into the extractor fan
Sanguine@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
With those puny rear burners?!
beccaboben@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Paranoid parent gang uses the rear burners for safety!!
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dont make this a turf war
khannie@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hell yes! Back left gang! Stops any fat splashes if you’re frying, too. Love my back left burner.
protist@retrofed.com 2 weeks ago
Kids learn real quick when they mess with the stove. If you hide it from them, how will they ever learn?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Burnt child flees fire, as we say in sweden (bränt barn skyr elden).
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Front-right rules …… because that’s the big one, with MOAH POWAH!!!
SleeperOfSaturn@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FRONT RIGHT SUPREMACY!!!
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
always!
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fascist.
ArfArfWoof@europe.pub 2 weeks ago
get electrical, motherfucker
ZC3rr0r@piefed.ca 2 weeks ago
Electrical is both inferior and superior to gas, depending on the application. To each their own according to preference, but for me it’s induction -> gas -> halogen -> resistive coils
boltzbruh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Front left is for the frying pans (stir fries and saucy stuff).
Front right is for the small pots (rice, noodles).
Back right is for the large pots (stews, soups).
And back left is to put down the lids while cooking.
K1ame@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
This is my method. This guy cooks.
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Nope, not me. The knob for my front left burner inexplicably has to be pressed in after being brought back to zero to actually turn off. It doesn’t have to be pressed in to turn on, and none of the knobs for the other burners have to be pressed for anything, just the front left one to turn it off. Literally everyone in the house has burned themselves on it at least once. We do not use the front left burner.
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The front left burner has rejected you and your heretic family
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Upgrade to an induction stovetop and the issue disappears.
infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
I’ll tell my landlord to get right on that.
AA5B@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
But induction also leaves you no choice on burner supremacy. Why do they all have weird non-grid burner arrangements and only one large burner?
My front-right is supreme because it’s the only large one. Even if I secretly joined the front-left ascendancy
And that tiny summer burner behind it is unusable because the tiny pot would disappear behind the larger one
q@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
The front right is tiny and weak. My soup merely laughs at the thought, however front left is sacred and all consuming. Shall I simply warm or buuuuuuuuuuuurn.
Front left determines thy fate.
Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Front right!
whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
‘Rotate to a different burner each time’ crew assemble, handles in
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
MuteDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, if you have Play from Kid 'n Play agreeing with you, then I’m in.
zanyllama52@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
I though it was just me seeing him 😃
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I just bought a new range, and I will admit that I actually created a digital model of the candidates and evaluated which range layout was superior via Monte Carlo simulation of pot placement and BTU based heating times.
There was a Bosh I really wanted, but the centre burner was the strongest element and that layout was overall less effective when combined with a 12” cast iron, meaning one of the two had to be on a lower power burner. If I want to make pork chops in my skillet, a delicious fettuccini in a pot, a cream based sauce in my saucier pan, and cook up some French beans in a fry pan, the Bosh would have taken like 30% longer to prepare due to the boiling time of the water (I no longer remember the exact times).
Bosh please rethink your 30” gas range centre burner layout. It is most efficient for soup making or meat searing, but soup making is very rarely constrained by heating time (low and slow wins) and searing meat is usually accompanied by sides, so the smaller edge burners are less effective.
NullPointerException@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Front right wil place the pan handle near the left burner if you’re righty. On the other hand, if it’s a free standing range with no countertop, the pan handle becomes a danger if using the left burner.
Personally, I prefer the back burners, starting from the left, so the vapors/smoke are better contained by the range hood.
kungen@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
Front right wil place the pan handle near the left burner if you’re righty
Huh? My pan handle on the right burner gets put at 4-5 o’clock. Cast iron pan is heavy, I need to use my right hand to maneuver it.
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s always just which ever is the biggest. They need to have two big ones the same size.
Science needs to resolve this question for both gas and electric. Is bigger always better? Or is it like how things thaw slower in hot water?
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
depends on target temperature, and how much gradient from internal to external temperature is acceptable. high heat will cook the outside much faster than the inside, which is fine for something like rare steak with a seared outside and relatively low core temp, but cooking chicken the same way will have the outside completely dry and charred by the time the core gets where it needs to be. lower heat gives more time for heat to spread all the way through, so the difference between core temp and surface temp is less
deHaga@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Small pan, small burner. It’s not that deep. Having flames licking up the side on a big burner is wasteful and more dangerous
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey everyone! Look over here. This person cooks with only one big burner. Lol.
lath@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Each size has its role.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I rarely need the biggest burner, and the gas valves only go so low (to avoid accidental extinguishing) so i tend to use smaller ones. Full chat on the biggest one will incinerate most food!
OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
Is bigger always better?
Bigger pot, bigger burner. Smaller pot, smaller burner. It’s not complicated – just use the one that best matches the size of the cookware you’re using.
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My kitchen setup favours front right. The sacred triangle is best served by it.
sanzky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I find it curious this is the case. I always assumed i like left front burner because i’m left handed. but why wouldn’t right handed people prefer the right hand burner? do you leave the handle crossing through the whole thing?
snarkysadierose@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
for me it’s because the front right burner is smaller and i don’t want to have to reach to the back burner
sanzky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I was about to do my breakfast and realize I do grab the pan with my right hand and it’s me that leaves the handle crossing through the stove.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought I hated the stove at my new place because it’s a glass top, but I found out it has inductive coils and the front left burner has a small and wide setting. My front left burner beats ass.
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My cat likes to chill right of the stove. Damn right I prefer left mow; it only takes a little burnt tail to get you to stop using the right altogether. (He’s ok btw, cat fur is weirdly fire retardant.)
anewfox@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
my front left burner is the small one, which i need less. in reality, everyone just prefers the largest front burner.
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
If that one goes on the fritz… your heating options devolve to ’Nuclear’ and ‘Bic lighter’
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My stove is just a platform for my 2 burner induction hotplate. Way more efficient and faster than the radiative heat burners on the stove, though I’ll use then occasionally for large pots or stone bowls.
Gormadt@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
If only it was the big element on my stove ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
I use the front left for single meals and the front right (big element) for meal prep
youngskywalker@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
🙏praise be the lord almighty
this_1_is_mine@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Blasphemous tripe! front right is better and you can never change my mind!
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Quality shitpost for once. I need to fight by your side.
ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
My front left is a simmer burner, while my front right is a quickboil. Of those, right quickboil wins for sure.
However, my long middle burner is for a cast iron griddle, so I can make grilled cheese and pancakes without a pan. That burner wins, hands down.
LiarAmongAll@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I had that same stove at a rental and almost signed another year just for that dope ass stove LMAO love the center griddle
Brekky@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Liquid collection area??
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah they put quick boil on my right. Easy win. My left I’ve noticed takes a lot more time to get to temp
Forgottengoldfish@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
You can have my spatula.
Psionicsickness@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
And my tongs!
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
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MimicJar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Front Right is King, it’s where The Pan lives. The Pan is the heart of the meal. I am The Man I Am because of The Pan!
GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Agreed, my combustion compatriot.