Ohhhhhhhh…
Do you know the Penis man,
the Penis man, the Penis man?
Do you know the Penis man,
who drew on Drury Lane?
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Ohhhhhhhh…
Do you know the Penis man,
the Penis man, the Penis man?
Do you know the Penis man,
who drew on Drury Lane?
He looks so incredibly pleased with himself
he looks like he has a mandalorian brother, whose hobby is to collect orphans
Why is penisman hot
It’s that damn smile
Robert Redford in his prime vibes.
I’m not the man they think I am at home
Oh, no, no, no
I’m a Penis man
Penis man!
Ballengee isn’t the first person linked to the “Penis Man” graffiti in Tempe. In 2020, Dustin Shomer faced 33 charges, including criminal damage, aggravated criminal damage, and trespassing, after spray-painting the same phrase on buildings throughout the city.
Tempe police arrest man suspected of ‘penis man’ graffiti
Heroes
Shomer, who called the incident a “cop overreach,” later claimed he wasn’t the only one responsible, telling reporters at the time, “I’m not the original. There’s a whole Penis Man army out there.”
The penis thickens
Well, no. It’s not an army. I guess I’ve met a few of them. They hang at the Palo Verde Tavern in Tempe. Buncha paint fume addled wackos. ‘Artists’.
Penis Man isnt a hero. Hes an idea of the greater that lives in the hearts and minds of people everywhere
cock is a good slant replacement for plot
“…SWAT officers raided his condo and vehicle in west Phoenix.”
Any excuse to play with the toys huh…
that smile… that damn smile…
Real life Joker.
The pictured guy isn’t Penis Man. He was just expressing his support for what Penis Man represents: standing firm and proud in the face of insurmountable odds, juggling all the balls that life throws at you, and giving full-throated support to those around you.
Maybe Patrick Wilson could play him in a lifetime movie?
They’d use Chris Pratt for the better box office return.
The hero we need, not the hero we deserve
Thought that was David spade for a second there
Inb4 “wait where do I get the free penises?”
But how much IS this free penis man??
...this is a hero/ine...no shaming...
dbtng@eviltoast.org 1 hour ago
I graduated high school in Tempe AZ. There’s a bar I always visit when I go back called the Palo Verde Tavern. It’s a speakeasy in this modern age, barely legal. It’s infested with graffiti artists. At times, the paint fumes out back are so bad that I won’t even smoke dope there. Psycho art freaks with spray cans.
Anyway, Penis Man is one of those guys. I’ve seen his thing on the wall. I don’t remember shit other than that phrase.