Counterpoint:
to hell I say
Submitted 2 weeks ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
what on earth is he thinking?
Nothing 🤗
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
iii@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
negativenull@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
That’s what a bot would say
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 weeks ago
why are there so many girls and only one dilf
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
counterpoint accepted
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 weeks ago
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It would certainly explain a lot.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
we found everithing that tastes good
we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
lunarul@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You’re just jealous they’re immortal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
have you considered… fried crab?
spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 weeks ago
true
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 weeks ago
btw please take your b12 today 💕
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mmm…steamed clams
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
With lime and chilli sauce?