Counterpoint:
to hell I say
Submitted 10 months ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 months ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 10 months ago
what on earth is he thinking?
Nothing 🤗
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
iii@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 10 months ago
negativenull@piefed.world 10 months ago
That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nikls94@lemmy.world 10 months ago
(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
That’s what a bot would say
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 months ago
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
why are there so many girls and only one dilf
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
counterpoint accepted
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 10 months ago
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It would certainly explain a lot.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
we found everithing that tastes good
we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
lunarul@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’re just jealous they’re immortal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
have you considered… fried crab?
spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
true
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
btw please take your b12 today 💕
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mmm…steamed clams
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 10 months ago
With lime and chilli sauce?