Counterpoint:
to hell I say
Submitted 2 months ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to science_memes@mander.xyz
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FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 months ago
what on earth is he thinking?
Nothing 🤗
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
iii@mander.xyz 2 months ago
Should he go to land jail or ocean jail?
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
negativenull@piefed.world 2 months ago
That is freakin' adorable! Look at that smile!
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nikls94@lemmy.world 2 months ago
(btw I’m not a bot, I made a new acc)
That’s what a bot would say
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 2 months ago
TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
why are there so many girls and only one dilf
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
counterpoint accepted
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 months ago
Lies! We shouldn’t explore the ocean cause we will wake up an eldtritch horror that will end the world. Madness for everyone.
Which now saying out loud, doesn’t sound too bad.
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
looks at everything
Are we sure we didn’t already trigger this?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It would certainly explain a lot.
icelimit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Are we going to wake up and realize some dude accidentally released a metric fuckton of drugs into the air and we were all on a bender?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 months ago
we found everithing that tastes good
we’ll never know until we start frying those mariana fuckers
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months ago
I bet they don’t actually taste like marinara
Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
I’m on to you, you’re just trying to throw the scent off your sunken treasure
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
“Yes please observe the accumulation of saline pools on the ocean floor. Please take me to the SOFAR channel to help me project my voice across the planet” -Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged
lunarul@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’m sorry, but the list of things in the ocean that taste good is much much longer than that.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Rocks that swim around like fish!
No thank you the ocean!
That and Jacob’s “which cryptid is the chillest to blaze with.” Are my favorite presentations.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
What if we find giant lobsters and crabs that are even tastier?
Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, I counted undiscovered jelly fish, what of it?
myotheraccount@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Went and named two of my least favorite seafoods
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You’re just jealous they’re immortal.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
have you considered… fried crab?
spongebollocks@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
@welcometomymemepage on instagram used to make these memes. there should be a tag.
jerkface@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
how do you know when someone abuses animals don’t worry they never ever ever stop telling you ha ha ha
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
true
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 months ago
btw please take your b12 today 💕
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You mean we discovered fried shrimp in the ocean? Then there is gonna be a possibility that we find steamed fish there as well. Keep exploring!
alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mmm…steamed clams
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
You call them steamed when they are clearly grilled?
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I would imagine some fish get too close to volcanic vents.
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
especially so if they have no intelligence i guess
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With lime and chilli sauce?