It used to be the Generalized Information Retrieval Language System, but for some reason Dick didn’t like GIRLS.
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by gay_geek@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Fun fact: Richard Head was the assistant Attorney General for the State of New Hampshire
He was and is also a dickhead. Now he makes money giving talks
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
StThicket@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Funny thing, where I come from pikk is slang for dick. So Dick Pick could as well be Richard Penis
Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
I went to school with a lad called Richard Dick.
DocDish@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
ProfessorHoover@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Did they call him Scroat too?
StThicket@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Poor guy.
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Yeah, no, I’m not duckduckgoing that.
DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
well i searxng it and i can confirm its real
Jankatarch@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
There are GIRLS in the article!
sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
I’m gonna need to know your familiarity with this machine, op
Hupf@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Apple Computer, Inc. is named after its founder, Tim Apple.
maccentric@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Not Richard, but Dick
EpicFailGuy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve worked with this monstrosity, it’s not unlike other mainframe operating systems like IMB’s “System i”
I believe there’s still developers out there working on modern versions of it
rocketsoftware.com/…/universe-feature-release-mat…
The whole OS is essentially a really big nosql database, the filesystems are journaled and you have “files” but you also have dynamic files called “print queues” and executables are “jobs” that run queries and output into queues.
I know at least two of the major hotel chains use them still in their core network.
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
The best thing about it was all the functions that existed for string manipulation, since every data record was just a big string with demarcations for columns (and values and subvalues, making it technically a 4D database). You could use it to consume nearly any data format and throw together a quick-and-dirty parser in minutes. Really good for rapid proof-of-concepts, but occasionally challenging to maintain data integrity when you have all the rope in the world to hang yourself with.
spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
hexagonwin@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
wtf this is real
alecbowles@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
My DMs are open for Dick Pick images.
libre_warrior@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
If you say pick in norwegian, it means dick.
mossberg590@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 3 weeks ago
I feel like this would have been more interesting if they used Richard.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If it makes you feel any better the manuals had his name as Richard Pick.
Dasus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What a POS
ssfckdt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I worked at a place that used a Pick - D3 based ERP system for decades. They employed like the last three D3 programmers in the world (two were children of the other).
While I was there we had a major major moonshot project to replace it with a D365 solution.
(No, it didn’t improve anything, but it sure cost a lot and came with big ongoing costs)
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
>not named after this pick en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pick_Szeged
Fontasia@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve administered this OS, which for us was used to develop images on plates for printing. It ran atop ATT UNIX and had to be “defragged” every now and again to regain contiguous space back. This process involved backing up the system to 250MB QIC tapes (twice for two sets of tapes), wiping the disks and then restoring the data from tape. This was an all-weekend process and really sucked if a tape broke, but that’s why there were two sets and scotch tape can work in a pinch when the other tape is bad.
Goun@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Sounds like a dream job! How long ago was this?
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Veritably, a lifetime ago.
Pipster@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I worked for a company that still supports a critical healthcare system that runs on Rocket U2 on AIX which is an evolution of PICK.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It is so funny to hear about “critical” systems that run ancient OSes and I’ve supported my fair share of those environments. I did love AIX as well. Smitty (and F6) teaching me UNIX commands early in my career was a great help.
Was Rocket U2 still written in Pick Basic?
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wait, it’s an OS, but it runs on top of Unix?
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes. Same as Windows 3.1 running atop DOS. I would say it doesn’t truly qualify as an operating system because of its dependence on a parent OS. Perhaps it’s more of an operating environment.
SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Iirc some mainframe OSes, like z/OS or whatever, support running different OSes atop them.