deal with it

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• TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ll have what she’s having?

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  • bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I assume the unlimited breadsticks

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    • ladel@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I am the Bone of my Baguette

      Dough is my Body and Yeast is my Blood.

      I have created over a Thousand Breads,

      Unknown to Death,

      Nor known to Life.

      Have withstood Pain to create many Loaves

      Yet those Hands will never hold Anything. So, as I Pray–

      Unlimited Breadsticks

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    • generic_computers@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You’re putting them in your mouth… right?

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  • EnsignRoApologist@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stuffed shells with clam sauce?

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• rslogix89@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “When you’re here, you’re family”

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    That’s why I shit with the stall door open there.

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    • mattyroses@lemmy.librarysocialism.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • wake@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Calm down Torretto

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I'm in your face

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  • n7gifmdn@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Step-family

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      What are you doing step-server?

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    And their family is real sick of the loud masturbation.

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• DrPop@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s.

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• ccunning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🙋‍♂️
  Can I go anywhere other than Olive Garden or does it have to be another Olive Garden?

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• DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Olive Garden: When you're here yo-hey, what's she doing with that breadstick?

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  • DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    More cheese? Just say when.

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    • bigFab@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Cheesus Christ!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The sign said “no shirt, no shoes, no service.” It didn’t say anything about no fucksaw.

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• byte21516@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  olive garden? This is a Wendy’s.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dream girl

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s what the breadsticks are for, isn’t it?

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The pfp looks wildly young. This is oddly timely with the caller that called into EITM this morning who sounded like a middle schooler but was really some 50 year old pickle ball champion.

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  • aSaabD00d@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I need to get iHeartRadio. I sometimes miss Elliot and crew. Grew up on DC101 bc my dad always listened to it.

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• hamsamrich@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Hell yeah masturbation! A man’s private time to get er done!

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• hamsamrich@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That’s not what they mean by “unlimited breadsticks”!!

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That AI generated profile picture

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I think it’s real, she’s just funny-looking

    https://linktr.ee/awnuhaha

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This genius is a big H3 fan so this is probably not a shitpost but an admission

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  very paraprosdokian

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