Todd, tell me sweet little lies...

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “In a hindsight, we should not have released it”

    Pretty sure whatever we saw there is irrelevant by now.

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    • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tbh I don’t think they needed hindsight to see that. They knew the project was years away at that point

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  • Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    🤣

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• justdaveisfine@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a ‘Microsoft laid them all off’ joke or ‘there were never actually working on it’ joke.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a “everyone died because they were thinking about soapy tiddies on their way to work” joke

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  • Inucune@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Working on what? Microsoft can’t even decide if a setting is in the control panel or the settings menu.

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• schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, they’ve had almost a decade to develop Elder Scrolls VI, that means it will be polished, well optimized, and bug free!

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    With no in-game shop, tacked on multiplayer that really really sucks and is as out of place as your aunt’s extensive garden gnome collection, and definitely doesn’t have monthly updates that add nothing except to break your mods and add new bugs!

    Fuck you for buying this game you piece of shit! Watch me systematically undermine and invert everything people loved about the last game! - Todd “Fuck You” Howard

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