Sure, why not

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I love the idea that they’re the kind of person who sees this abrupt change of as completely reasonable. “Yeah, people just ask to sit on my face whenever, NBD.”

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  • scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Unironically that’s been how most of my successful dates have gone. Being conventionally attractive with the social skills of a turnip can be interesting sometimes.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”

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    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ooo, sexy turnip!

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  • gray@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This is an average grindr convo

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      100%

      Usually the opener is a picture of their genitals or anus.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ah, gotcha. (I’m afraid I’m app-averse.)

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  • REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    My experience tells me misunderstandings, whether on purpose or not, is one way to “open up the convo”

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You never used gay hookup apps have you? Straight dudes wish they had 1/1000th of what we get to enjoy.

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It sounds lovely, but I have trust and gender presentation issues, and I scared myself away from hookup apps. (Prior to finding my current long-term partner I was content to circulate in casual relations in my social group.)

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• ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There are plenty of accidents during face rides. Those waterproof doggy blankets are a life saver.

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• groucho@retrolemmy.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Offer still stands. Also, I like the spinning teacups.”

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• DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That address is enough to go on for a face ride scavenger hunt. Blur more.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The last time March 21 fell on a Thursday was 2024, so that offer is probably expired by now.

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    • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This has me rolling. Imagine someone showing up at his place 3 years later, “Hey, this coupon still good?” 😂

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  • AnnaFrankfurter@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But can you reach before bed time

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• HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Love the water rides

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• reader@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I meant fave”

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  • darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “My bed time is at 12.”

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