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Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”

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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

scrawny and weird

I’m listening

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- a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Face sitting.
  
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socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”

My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”

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NathanDerWeise@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Ayy, you come here often?

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wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!

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