Ayy, you come here often?
Comment on Sure, why not
sundray@lemmus.org 3 weeks agoOh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”
NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
socsa@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”
My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!
scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.
Toucan beaks run in the family.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m listening
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Face sitting.