Comment on Sure, why not

• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”

  source

  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    scrawny and weird

    I’m listening

    source

    • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Face sitting.

      source
  • NathanDerWeise@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ayy, you come here often?

    source
  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”

    My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”

    source
  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!

    source
  • scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey, that’s my uncle and he cleaned up both before and between his marriages. I recommend a subscription to GQ and a career in academia.

    Toucan beaks run in the family.

    source
• Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ooo, sexy turnip!

  source

  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why was this in Linda’s voice?

    source

    • Janx@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well, it is now for me!

      source
    • OriginalTangle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bob’s burgers? That Linda?

      source

      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yup

        source