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sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• scoobford@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Unironically that’s been how most of my successful dates have gone. Being conventionally attractive with the social skills of a turnip can be interesting sometimes.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh, I know it’s a different world for the attractive. Best I can manage is, “You’re scrawny and weird, and you’ve got a beak like a toucan, but it is 3:00 am, so…”

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      scrawny and weird

      I’m listening

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      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Face sitting.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Some guys: “I am the genetically perfect man, able to provide and protect, recite poetry and carry you from a burning building to safety.”

      My father: “Alcoholism and mental illness means I’m usually the last person in the bar at closing time.”

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    • NathanDerWeise@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ayy, you come here often?

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    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      That toucan beak is an asset, my friend. Use it!

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  • Janx@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ooo, sexy turnip!

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Why was this in Linda’s voice?

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      • Janx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Well, it is now for me!

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      • OriginalTangle@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Bob’s burgers? That Linda?

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is an average grindr convo

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  • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    100%

    Usually the opener is a picture of their genitals or anus.

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No face pic though, as per tradition

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ah, gotcha. (I’m afraid I’m app-averse.)

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  My experience tells me misunderstandings, whether on purpose or not, is one way to “open up the convo”

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• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You never used gay hookup apps have you? Straight dudes wish they had 1/1000th of what we get to enjoy.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It sounds lovely, but I have trust and gender presentation issues, and I scared myself away from hookup apps. (Prior to finding my current long-term partner I was content to circulate in casual relations in my social group.)

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