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• Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I hate beans. I don’t have another option then. I take the red pill and make beans taste good and not have shit texture.

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• gray@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Take the god pill, then the bean. Who are going to stop a god?

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Being God is too much responsibility. I’ll take the bean thanks.

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not God, but a god. What if you’re the god of something fun, like beans?

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Cannellinius Lentillius, demigod of Legumes

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      …or not fun, like pimples, hemmorrhoids or unwanted late periods?

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  A god can have a bean anytime they want.

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  • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    How long does the enbiggenining process take? Instant, fair enough, but what if it takes a few seconds? Those are seconds you could have spent on the bean.

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• underscores@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  a whole bean ?

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• Ariselas@piefed.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If I were a god I could make a tasty bean

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  *eats the bean before Morpheus can even ask his question*

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• Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🤲 bean

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  starts rapping at 148bpm

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• einlander@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a god. What a grand intoxicating illusion.

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  • Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    🎶 “I’m a god. How can you kill a god?”
    🎶 “What a grand and intoxicating innocence.”

    > argonian w synth guitar

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  nabs bean and pill and pops both
  So where’s the rave?

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• AliOski@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Beans make me shit

  Certified shit post

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• redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Can I have both?

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• beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It was never a choice for me.

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• Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  🤲 Bean

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