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Anon's mom has questions

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why do people even keep folders of memes? Are they archiving for future generations?

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    • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t be me /s

      meme.idunnololz.com

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      • ddplf@szmer.info ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Google photos. Shame on you.

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    • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I feel like it’s a form of brain training to be able to remember the right sequence of words to search to summon a niche meme

      Meme folders are the junk food of internet society

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    • Gutek8134@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      On the phone I usually save and upload them to share with people, but not deleting them afterwards leaves me with a collection of memes I like, that I can browse every few months-years and look at how things have changed

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I have a few GB of prehistoric memes from the early days tucked away somewhere. Some of them have the black border and Garamond font caption. True fossils of the internet age.

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I only keep the ones I made myself.

      And maybe some real good ones that have an inspiring message.

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      • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        My goal in life, then, is to make a meme that is worthy of being saved in your folder.

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    • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Templates, reaction images, archives to access when the relevant opportunity arises.

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I do know one person who has a litany of Psych memes ready for nearly any situation.

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    • Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      …for posterior’s sake.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not gay, as long as the folder is called “no homo”.

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    • Bipauler@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      All the giga chads are wearing socks

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        don’t forget smiles

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    • hanrahan@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=daxqZe7BeyU

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    fake: mom “found” folder

    gay: collects pics of naked men

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  • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just thought of something, what if a greentext admits to being gay?

    Would it be fake and straight or real and gay?

    It’s a paradox.

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    • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Undefined and bi

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      being gay is just gay.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
        what, you're homosexual?

        Image

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Show her your folder of incest porn to prove you’re not gay anon.

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  • Stolas@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just tell your mom you’re into bodybuilding.

    Body builders clearly aren’t gay, they’re just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men’s muscles.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Doesn’t work if not going to the gym

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      • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Step 1: cultivate mass

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  • avidamoeba@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What’s a gigachad folder?

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A 9/11 folder but with images of gigachads

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        What’s a 9/11 folder?

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    • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mooo000mmmm, your embarsseeng meeee, they r dank mememes

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is anon Claviculer?

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes.

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  • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m jacking off to the idea of being them, not to their perfectly chiseled faces and washboard abs.

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  • CO7JlACEH@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, you are

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  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The thing abiut moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay

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    • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The thing about moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay.

      I think this might be a generational difference in showing acceptance. My dad asked me if I was a lesbian all the time, because he wanted to reassure me that he still loved me if so. I found it very annoying when I was in middle/high school, but in my case it was basically harmless, so whatever. Hopefully your mom’s just doing the same :)

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      • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not in my experience. women my own age and a generation younger than me ask me if I’m gay regularly, or assume I am gay.

        because of stupid shit like that I drink tea, read books, cook, clean, have a cat, don’t drive a pickup truck, etc.

        a lot of people have a really bizarrely narrow conception of what a heterosexual man must be and any deviation from that image makes them instantly assume you’re partially homosexual.

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