Not gay, as long as the folder is called “no homo”.
Anon's mom has questions
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bipauler@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
All the giga chads are wearing socks
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
don’t forget smiles
hanrahan@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
reader@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
fake: mom “found” folder
gay: collects pics of naked men
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I just thought of something, what if a greentext admits to being gay?
Would it be fake and straight or real and gay?
It’s a paradox.
rockerface@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Undefined and bi
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
being gay is just gay.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Show her your folder of incest porn to prove you’re not gay anon.
Stolas@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Just tell your mom you’re into bodybuilding.
Body builders clearly aren’t gay, they’re just totally into being ripped and admiring other ripped men’s muscles.
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t work if not going to the gym
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Step 1: cultivate mass
avidamoeba@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
What’s a gigachad folder?
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Mooo000mmmm, your embarsseeng meeee, they r dank mememes
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is anon Claviculer?
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
Yes.
cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I’m jacking off to the idea of being them, not to their perfectly chiseled faces and washboard abs.
CO7JlACEH@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yes, you are
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The thing abiut moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay
idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The thing about moms is that they will ask if you are gay over the smallest most trivial things. In many cases it seems like they want you to be gay.
I think this might be a generational difference in showing acceptance. My dad asked me if I was a lesbian all the time, because he wanted to reassure me that he still loved me if so. I found it very annoying when I was in middle/high school, but in my case it was basically harmless, so whatever. Hopefully your mom’s just doing the same :)
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not in my experience. women my own age and a generation younger than me ask me if I’m gay regularly, or assume I am gay.
because of stupid shit like that I drink tea, read books, cook, clean, have a cat, don’t drive a pickup truck, etc.
a lot of people have a really bizarrely narrow conception of what a heterosexual man must be and any deviation from that image makes them instantly assume you’re partially homosexual.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Why do people even keep folders of memes? Are they archiving for future generations?
idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Can’t be me /s
meme.idunnololz.com
ddplf@szmer.info 2 weeks ago
Google photos. Shame on you.
9point6@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I feel like it’s a form of brain training to be able to remember the right sequence of words to search to summon a niche meme
Meme folders are the junk food of internet society
Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
On the phone I usually save and upload them to share with people, but not deleting them afterwards leaves me with a collection of memes I like, that I can browse every few months-years and look at how things have changed
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a few GB of prehistoric memes from the early days tucked away somewhere. Some of them have the black border and Garamond font caption. True fossils of the internet age.
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
I only keep the ones I made myself.
And maybe some real good ones that have an inspiring message.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My goal in life, then, is to make a meme that is worthy of being saved in your folder.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Templates, reaction images, archives to access when the relevant opportunity arises.
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I do know one person who has a litany of Psych memes ready for nearly any situation.
Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
…for posterior’s sake.