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I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨violet08_@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what about two bears?

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        They probably don’t want to fuck women.

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    • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or two women with strapons.

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      • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        or two trans women

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean people exist that have the requisite equipment but don’t identify as “men” that would surely fit the bill. Just because someone wants to get DP’d doesn’t necessarily mean that men are the only option.

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s good to have goals

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    • Shizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fo shizzle

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      • errer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        And also fo vagizzle

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a Vietnamese place here called The Fucking, but every time I go in, they just offer me steak soup?

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    • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I hope it’s Pho-king good.

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    • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Everytime with their fucking soup

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Getting double penetrated while playing a full 8 person ffa game of ’starcraft’ and recieving socialized healthcare.

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    • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How did you get my diary and why are you blasting my fantasies out there like this

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      • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I dunno but ill dm you my username. 22 more, at least 16 of them with either penises or strap ons.

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      With live analysis of both from Artosis.

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  • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is this an Onlyfans promotion?

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    • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh you re not familiar with violet08 ,no its not OF promotion just strong hornyposting

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      • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        As someone with a high sex drive, I absolutely appreciate Violet’s hornyposting.

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      • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I just had a horrific vision of a future in which OF models advertise through hornyposting influencers.

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  • inari@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t let dreams be dreams, OP

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    • violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      the irony is that this is actually such an easily attainable dream if i just used a dating app or socialized at a club

      but ofc i had to become infatuated with 2 specific guys who are a challenge to get with

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      • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Have you tried inviting them both to your place for a game of Uno? Then when there, day you’ll go get the game, and show up ready wearing nothing but the Wild+2 card:

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        As long as they don’t have this specific next card

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        you should have a good chance at achieving it.

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      • GreenShimada@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Having been part of both MMF and FFM threesomes, this is very achievable. IMO, guys not being friends is a selling point for being down for a MMF and/or a DP, and horny guys are very easy to manipulate. (source: am lifelong horny guy)

        My suggestion is, first off, ensure that at least one of them has a place with a queen-sized bed within a reasonable taxi ride from a bar or club you’re comfortable with. Give them both the same line- you’re meeting a friend at a bar/club and you want them to join ;) Make them each feel like the wanted, special one. Bring enough cash to pay for a whole night out to ease friction.

        They can meet and talk, but don’t let them talk much, and get them mobile and unable to bro out or fight. Dance, drink - talk to them as little as possible. Give subtle to start, then less subtle, physical cues - touch them on the arm, then the chest, then the leg or ass. Bounce back and forth and maintain control of the situation - you kiss first. Kiss the less aggressive one while touching the more aggressive one and pulling the more aggressive one to touch your body as you kiss the other one. Then swap, but give the more emotional contact like kissing for the more sensitive one, and let the less emotional one touch your body more in a sort of 2 to 1 ratio.

        Then you run and they follow. Tell them both to come with you - the less aggressive one may take grabbing by the hand. Get a taxi fast, sit in the middle so they don’t cross horny streams, and keep bouncing back and forth, alternating who gets contact from your face and hands - kiss one while teasing the other’s business.

        By the time you get them into the same place, 1) they will have zero comprehension of anything other than what their dicks want, but 2) you’re in control and can make a pretty wide-reaching set of demands. You are the center of attention and decision-making.

        Good luck!

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      • MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Jason Momoa and Peewee Herman?

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      • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Oh this reminds me so much of someone in real life. Do you keep trophies? The girl I’m thinking of stole guys cloths to put on a mannequin.

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      • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Just get dp’d by two randos, but make sure the guys you are into hear about it. Then they’ll get jealous and dp you themselves!

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  • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s a VERY specific title

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  • RandAlThor@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    did not realize OP is a lemmy star.

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  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t worry, Aldo. At least the government’s fucking you.

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  • Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fuckin mood lmao

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Stella!

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you could definitely be a writer

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