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It’s good to have goals
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Submitted 1 month ago by violet08_@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrNesser@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Shizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Fo shizzle
errer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And also fo vagizzle
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s a Vietnamese place here called The Fucking, but every time I go in, they just offer me steak soup?
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I hope it’s Pho-king good.
tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Everytime with their fucking soup
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 month ago
Getting double penetrated while playing a full 8 person ffa game of ’starcraft’ and recieving socialized healthcare.
ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
How did you get my diary and why are you blasting my fantasies out there like this
youcantreadthis@quokk.au 1 month ago
I dunno but ill dm you my username. 22 more, at least 16 of them with either penises or strap ons.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 1 month ago
With live analysis of both from Artosis.
TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is this an Onlyfans promotion?
felykiosa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Oh you re not familiar with violet08 ,no its not OF promotion just strong hornyposting
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As someone with a high sex drive, I absolutely appreciate Violet’s hornyposting.
Aqarius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just had a horrific vision of a future in which OF models advertise through hornyposting influencers.
inari@piefed.zip 1 month ago
Don’t let dreams be dreams, OP
violet08_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
[deleted]Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
GreenShimada@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Having been part of both MMF and FFM threesomes, this is very achievable. IMO, guys not being friends is a selling point for being down for a MMF and/or a DP, and horny guys are very easy to manipulate. (source: am lifelong horny guy)
My suggestion is, first off, ensure that at least one of them has a place with a queen-sized bed within a reasonable taxi ride from a bar or club you’re comfortable with. Give them both the same line- you’re meeting a friend at a bar/club and you want them to join ;) Make them each feel like the wanted, special one. Bring enough cash to pay for a whole night out to ease friction.
They can meet and talk, but don’t let them talk much, and get them mobile and unable to bro out or fight. Dance, drink - talk to them as little as possible. Give subtle to start, then less subtle, physical cues - touch them on the arm, then the chest, then the leg or ass. Bounce back and forth and maintain control of the situation - you kiss first. Kiss the less aggressive one while touching the more aggressive one and pulling the more aggressive one to touch your body as you kiss the other one. Then swap, but give the more emotional contact like kissing for the more sensitive one, and let the less emotional one touch your body more in a sort of 2 to 1 ratio.
Then you run and they follow. Tell them both to come with you - the less aggressive one may take grabbing by the hand. Get a taxi fast, sit in the middle so they don’t cross horny streams, and keep bouncing back and forth, alternating who gets contact from your face and hands - kiss one while teasing the other’s business.
By the time you get them into the same place, 1) they will have zero comprehension of anything other than what their dicks want, but 2) you’re in control and can make a pretty wide-reaching set of demands. You are the center of attention and decision-making.
Good luck!
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Jason Momoa and Peewee Herman?
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Oh this reminds me so much of someone in real life. Do you keep trophies? The girl I’m thinking of stole guys cloths to put on a mannequin.
blarghly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just get dp’d by two randos, but make sure the guys you are into hear about it. Then they’ll get jealous and dp you themselves!
FirmDistribution@lemmy.world 1 month ago
that’s a VERY specific title
RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
did not realize OP is a lemmy star.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t worry, Aldo. At least the government’s fucking you.
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Fuckin mood lmao
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Stella!
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
you could definitely be a writer
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
what about two bears?
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They probably don’t want to fuck women.
daggermoon@piefed.world 1 month ago
Or two women with strapons.
vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
or two trans women
Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
I mean people exist that have the requisite equipment but don’t identify as “men” that would surely fit the bill. Just because someone wants to get DP’d doesn’t necessarily mean that men are the only option.