I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time.

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• SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Getting DP’ed” sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Or two women with strapons.

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    • vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      or two trans women

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  • lime@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    what about two bears?

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  • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean people exist that have the requisite equipment but don’t identify as “men” that would surely fit the bill. Just because someone wants to get DP’d doesn’t necessarily mean that men are the only option.

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s good to have goals

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  • Shizzymcjizzles@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fo shizzle

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    • errer@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And also fo vagizzle

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There’s a Vietnamese place here called The Fucking, but every time I go in, they just offer me steak soup?

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  • horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I hope it’s Pho-king good.

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  • tuxiqae@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Everytime with their fucking soup

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• youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Getting double penetrated while playing a full 8 person ffa game of ’starcraft’ and recieving socialized healthcare.

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  • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How did you get my diary and why are you blasting my fantasies out there like this

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    With live analysis of both from Artosis.

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• TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this an Onlyfans promotion?

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  • felykiosa@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Oh you re not familiar with violet08 ,no its not OF promotion just strong hornyposting

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    • Aqarius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I just had a horrific vision of a future in which OF models advertise through hornyposting influencers.

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• FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  that’s a VERY specific title

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• inari@piefed.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t let dreams be dreams, OP

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  • violet08_@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    the irony is that this is actually such an easily attainable dream if i just used a dating app or socialized at a club

    but ofc i had to become infatuated with 2 specific guys who are a challenge to get with

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    • Lumisal@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Have you tried inviting them both to your place for a game of Uno? Then when there, day you’ll go get the game, and show up ready wearing nothing but the Wild+2 card:

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      As long as they don’t have this specific next card

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      you should have a good chance at achieving it.

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    • redsand@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Oh this reminds me so much of someone in real life. Do you keep trophies? The girl I’m thinking of stole guys cloths to put on a mannequin.

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    • blarghly@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Just get dp’d by two randos, but make sure the guys you are into hear about it. Then they’ll get jealous and dp you themselves!

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t worry, Aldo. At least the government’s fucking you.

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  you could definitely be a writer

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• ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Stella!

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