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Guys, am I alpha?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FirmDistribution@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re trying the outfit out privately or with your friends, yes, you’re alpha. Beta is when you ask online if it looks good on you. Full release is when you wear it in public.

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    • maya_the_good_apple@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Indev is when you look in the mirror.

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    • khanh@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      good one lmao

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      • MousePotatoDoesStuff@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        thanks

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  • OldSageRick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I think of myself as an Expansion Pack Male.

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      • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “Enh, $20? Might be fun for a few hours.”

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      • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And I’m part of the sequel to the gender binary, worst of both worlds! (Still working on the slogan)

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      • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Do you bring your own chair to the original package?

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    • Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Something something trans men are the only true “Self Made” Men?

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    • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I prefer when the male 2 qol and stability/bugfix updates get backported to male 1 v2.0, but without changing the story or adding unneeded other features

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  • RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Real alpha males are secure enough in their masculinity to not be afraid to express their femininity 🫡

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    • FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They also don’t put (alpha male) in their screen names.

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      • MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        My mind cannot comprehend how grown people can be so incredibly immature. Like… Please. They must have more neurons in your brain than is an acceptable amount to display this behavior.

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      • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I still can’t work out whether he’s top-tier trolling or not

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    • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nothing is more manly than fighting all the way back to the gestational moment of gonadal differentiation and rewriting its instructions.

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  • Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Love this, love you, let’s do girl things together

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    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      :3

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  • FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The alpha male does not tell others that they are alpha. They simply exist.

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    • sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      In a skirt if need be

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      • FunStuffIsFun@eviltoast.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Growing up, my dad told me not to insult gay people. Just because they can be quite feminine does not make them any less of a biological male that is more than capable of beating me into a bloody pulp.

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The fact you bought your first skirt and feminine top without giving a damn on what others say is alpha af.

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  • lefaucet@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ain’t nothin so alpha as being you despite what thems think

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  • uberfreeza@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The masculine urge to become feminine

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  • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Catma@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I am convinced this Nick Adams is the greatest method actor/comedian since Kaufman. Like everything he says is just chef’s kiss insane. It has to be a bit right?

    Right?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s actually even WORSE than you think: he’s neither completely serious nor completely joking.

      He has delusions of self-awareness at best and thinks he’s hilarious even though he has no idea what the joke he’s making is.

      He’s qualitatively the Australian version of Steven Crowder.

      Which is by far the worst thing I’ve ever said about an Australian person who ISN’T Tony Abbot.

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    • ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve never thought about it that way, but it really does make sense. I think the only time I ever see this guy is screenshots of his crazy tweets.

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      • Karl@literature.cafe ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Is this the same guy who claimed alpha mails hang out with their buddies at hooters unlike betas who go on dates with girls?

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Hell yeah brother, and cute as fuck!

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    • FirmDistribution@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      omg you’re making me blush, bro.

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    https://www.britannica.com/biography/Ernst-Rohm

    Two fisted cross dresser killed by Hitler for being a Socialist.

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  • FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Of course it’s super manly to wear feminine clothes! Why would you let women get to have all the fun clothes?

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  • tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    oh hey golf foursome guy

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