See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Sex Education
Submitted 2 months ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Comments
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
mrmisses@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stand back, I’m going in!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 months ago
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 months ago
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
fonix232@fedia.io 2 months ago
So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
No, it’s fucking Satan.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Is there a difference?
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn’t surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
I wish my wife was as in love with me as I am with her.
spoiler
I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
Azzu@leminal.space 2 months ago
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 2 months ago
You make it sound like a bad thing?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 2 months ago
its missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
violetring@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
That’s just a normal period
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
deliriousdreams@fedia.io 2 months ago
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Lehmuusa@nord.pub 2 months ago
wake@quokk.au 2 months ago
Vagina dentata
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Teeth was a great movie about vagina dentata.
josephc@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
o emm gzee Doom
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GOT TEETH???
billwashere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Sigh… unzips
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Still would
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
darklamer@feddit.org 2 months ago
Hellish good sex!
Mwa@thelemmy.club 2 months ago
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fuck don’t show this to christians!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hail Satan
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
No, it’s fuck Satan.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Is it that time again already?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 months ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s the end goal here? Don’t have sex? Only have gay sex?
reksas@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Flame of Udun!