So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
Sex Education
Submitted 1 day ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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fonix232@fedia.io 1 day ago
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
No, it’s fucking Satan.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Is there a difference?
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 13 hours ago
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn’t surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 1 day ago
its missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
violetring@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 day ago
See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Stand back, I’m going in!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 day ago
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
reksas@sopuli.xyz 5 hours ago
wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I wish my wife was as in love with me as I am with her.
spoiler
I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
Azzu@leminal.space 1 day ago
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 1 day ago
You make it sound like a bad thing?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 22 hours ago
Sigh… unzips
josephc@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Mwa@thelemmy.club 22 hours ago
o emm gzee Doom
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
That’s just a normal period
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
deliriousdreams@fedia.io 1 day ago
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GOT TEETH???
billwashere@lemmy.world 1 day ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase!
Lehmuusa@nord.pub 1 day ago
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Mwa@thelemmy.club 22 hours ago
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
wake@quokk.au 1 day ago
Vagina dentata
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Teeth was a great movie about vagina dentata.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Still would
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fuck don’t show this to christians!
darklamer@feddit.org 1 day ago
Hellish good sex!
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
What’s the end goal here? Don’t have sex? Only have gay sex?
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Is it that time again already?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 22 hours ago
Flame of Udun!