See? It’s not that men can’t find the clitoris. It’s just that womens orgasms aren’t worth fighting the Uterus monster.
Sex Education
Submitted 1 month ago by zedgeist@lemmy.world to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Comments
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 month ago
mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Stand back, I’m going in!
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 1 month ago
Let it nibble a bit on your dick as a treat
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Give satan a finger and she’ll take your whole… never mind, sounds horrible
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
take a whole load of what? a whole load of whaattt???
fonix232@fedia.io 1 month ago
So you're saying that having sex with women is actually face-fucking Satan?
That's fucking metal
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
No, it’s fucking Satan.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Is there a difference?
sbeak@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Unless you believe that Satan is made up of hydrogen and helium, they ARE metal. But maybe your mythos believes that Satan is a star / constellation, I dunno.
Many of the constellations (collections of stars) were though to be embodiments of deities in many belief systems across the world, from the Greeks and Romans in Europe to the indigenous peoples of Australia! It wouldn’t surprise me if Satan is thought to be made of star stuff in some mythos.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I remember being 16 and having sex for the first time and wishing my gf was as into Diablo 2 as I was.
She was into Conan O’Brien.
UnimportantHuman@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
I wish my wife was as in love with me as I am with her.
spoiler
I’m not serious. I used my freewill to lie on the internet.
Azzu@leminal.space 1 month ago
You can just ask to be pegged, many women are happy to do it nowadays.
MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 1 month ago
You make it sound like a bad thing?
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
which part is a bad thing?
none of it was bad. it just was.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
its missing a clitoris. clearly a man designed this.
violetring@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I like that you said that as a joke, but no one in comments have mentioned the ovaries.
HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ram
Can be good advice for working with one of these
Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
That’s just a normal period
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
If you don’t look, there’s no blood!
deliriousdreams@fedia.io 5 weeks ago
That is unfortunately not how it is during a period.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Doesn’t matter, had sex
Lehmuusa@nord.pub 1 month ago
wake@quokk.au 1 month ago
Vagina dentata
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Teeth was a great movie about vagina dentata.
josephc@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Pee is stored in the Balrogs.
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 weeks ago
o emm gzee Doom
L7HM77@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S GOT TEETH???
billwashere@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Vagina dentata…what a wonderful phrase!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Sigh… unzips
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Still would
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
That vagina is spiky and on fire.
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The song goes. “This sex is on fire!”
darklamer@feddit.org 1 month ago
Hellish good sex!
Mwa@thelemmy.club 5 weeks ago
this is how you teach satanists how the vagina works
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Fuck don’t show this to christians!
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Hail Satan
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
No, it’s fuck Satan.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is it that time again already?
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Looks like a light saber looking dildo is used here.
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
What’s the end goal here? Don’t have sex? Only have gay sex?
reksas@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
wish religious nutjobs would take this to heart and stop reproducing
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum… shadow and flame. - Saruman of Many Colors
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
Flame of Udun!