Ratio_Tile

@Ratio_Tile@lemmy.blahaj.zone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sex Education⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just a normal period

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wildfire Griffin⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OP is the mod of this community

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wildfire Griffin⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What the fuck

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I promise I never had a little brother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what’s your best “nitric acid acts upon trousers” moment?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What i tell you now must never be repeated to my parents. I will deny every word, except for the latter part that resulted in me burning a hole in the driveway since they already know about that.

  When I was a teen, I spilled some gas on the concrete floor of the garage while filling up the lawn mower. I thought to myself, “What’s the fastest way to clean this up?” Clearly the fastest option was to burn it. This did in fact work and produced a controllable flame, but I had neglected to move the closed plastic gas can away from the puddle of gasoline. As it turns out, plastic is made of flammable petrochemicals. The outside of it immediately caught on fire.

  I realized that if the gas can lost structural integrity, gas would flood the garage floor, likely setting the whole structure ablaze. So, I picked up the flaming jug of death and ran out of the garage, setting it in the middle of the asphalt driveway downwind of any important structures. I now had the task of putting out a gasoline fire. How could I do this? Obviously, the best way to put out a fire is to spray it with a hose. So I grabbed the garden hose and aimed the nozzle at the melting jug of death.

  This did not work. As it turns out, gasoline floats on water, and as such spraying water on a gasoline fire simply increases its surface area. It roared like a bonfire and the plastic can rapidly collapsed. Additionally, it turns out that asphalt is mainly composed of tar, which is a flammable petrochemical.

  At some point I realized I had no idea what I was doing and called the fire department. By the time a fireman arrived, all that remained of the blaze was a smoking hole in the driveway the size of a small child, which was extinguished with a handheld chemical extinguisher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my eyes are up here⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think one of my guinea pigs things hes a big-headed mole rat based on how much he tunnels under the bedding

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All mixed up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I get it, adding water to acid kills the acid, but adding acid to water will put you in the hospital

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boop Snoots⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which game is the one on the right from

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Formula⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I miss Don Knotts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Captcha for landing on Mars...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I reflexively hit skip before I even finished processing that i was looking at a meme. Now I’m horrified at how these have classically conditioned me to do them without thinking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Child mold⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As a daycare teacher, this is an accurate representation of a child

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hermetically sealed, for your health!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You certainly wouldn’t regret it for long

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, an optimal monitor configuration!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where can I buy this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, sometimes gender fucks with the data because we live in a society and all that. Gotta at least try to compensate for likely sources of error

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Faith II⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I do think a rainbow table would be welcome in Elementary Ed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy irl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Demon core flavor yogurt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God's Property⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a plant, and the penis-looking part above ground is called a fruiting body so therefore it does bear fruit

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