But they only love me for my money!
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Submitted 2 months ago by morepoetrylessprose@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Comments
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 months ago
They only love you for the advertisers money. They know your broke.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 months ago
The owl cares that the mouse exists
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 2 months ago
someone
somenone
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
It’s all to make a buck but it still counts
Siethron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Just so they can figure out how to take my money. If any algorithm is listening: Dragon Eggs. With a real dragon. You may have to do some heavy genetic modification of a chicken and or lizard. But that’s how you get my money, Dragon Eggs.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Oh! Sign me up for one
Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 months ago
But I use Linux :(
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If that’s unsettling, remember that there are billions of organisms living in you and on you, manipulating your brain by generating neurochemicals to make you crave the foods that feed them.
MTK@lemmy.world 2 months ago
These days you can even chat with it!
thurstylark@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Very Hymn of the Acxiom vibes
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
ive lobotomized all my algorithms oopsies
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
We’re all can girls in a surveillance state!