But they only love me for my money!
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by morepoetrylessprose@lemmy.world to [deleted]
Comments
zxqwas@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 3 weeks ago
They only love you for the advertisers money. They know your broke.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 3 weeks ago
The owl cares that the mouse exists
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
someone
somenone
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s all to make a buck but it still counts
Siethron@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Just so they can figure out how to take my money. If any algorithm is listening: Dragon Eggs. With a real dragon. You may have to do some heavy genetic modification of a chicken and or lizard. But that’s how you get my money, Dragon Eggs.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Oh! Sign me up for one
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
But I use Linux :(
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If that’s unsettling, remember that there are billions of organisms living in you and on you, manipulating your brain by generating neurochemicals to make you crave the foods that feed them.
MTK@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
These days you can even chat with it!
deadymouse@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
thurstylark@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Very Hymn of the Acxiom vibes
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
ive lobotomized all my algorithms oopsies
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
We’re all can girls in a surveillance state!