But they only love me for my money!
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Submitted 1 month ago by morepoetrylessprose@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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zxqwas@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sabata11792@ani.social 1 month ago
They only love you for the advertisers money. They know your broke.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 month ago
The owl cares that the mouse exists
hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 1 month ago
someone
somenone
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s all to make a buck but it still counts
Siethron@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Just so they can figure out how to take my money. If any algorithm is listening: Dragon Eggs. With a real dragon. You may have to do some heavy genetic modification of a chicken and or lizard. But that’s how you get my money, Dragon Eggs.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Oh! Sign me up for one
Zwiebel@feddit.org 1 month ago
But I use Linux :(
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If that’s unsettling, remember that there are billions of organisms living in you and on you, manipulating your brain by generating neurochemicals to make you crave the foods that feed them.
MTK@lemmy.world 1 month ago
These days you can even chat with it!
deadymouse@lemmy.world 1 month ago
thurstylark@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Very Hymn of the Acxiom vibes
IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
ive lobotomized all my algorithms oopsies
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
We’re all can girls in a surveillance state!