please do not the fish

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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  How am I supposed to say no to this?

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    cuz I put up a sign!

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  • mtpender@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Co2cKeN8yaIHvtq.gif

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    • killea@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No. I said he sleeps with the fishes.

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  • cenotaph@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you get that from Koi Me The Horizon or just happened to source the image from wherever they sourced the koi footage? Or am I horribly misguided

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• samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Shrubbery@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is AI. I know this because New Zealand’s Department of Conservation would never use the word squirrel.

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  • sik0fewl@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If this was really from New Zealand / Aotearoa, wouldn’t they have suggested the sheep?

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We don’t have squirrels in NZ anyway.

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    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How can you not have skeerls?

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• Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There was a Disney movie about a guy who wanted to fuck a fish.

  I think it was called “the little mermaid”

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  • edgesmash@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m pretty sure it was the fish who wanted to fuck a guy.

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    • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Victim blaming! Ariel was only 15, she could not legally consent.

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    • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Relevant

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m assuming it’s this one? I admit it’s been awhile, so I don’t remember the plot:

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    Don Knotts fucks a fish, right?

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Carp sexxers in shambles

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If they really wanna catch more fish, they should be Hooksmaxxing.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My Dwarf Fortress instincts are screaming in horror.

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  • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Carpe Dick

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• antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  god forbid men have hobbies

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• Sprinks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You cannot imagine my relief at seeing this

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  squirrels are more viscious than fish if they are manhandled. plus thier teeth are ultra sharp too, since rodent teeth dont stop growing they have to grind it down often.

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  • elucubra@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Viscious? I think you meant viscous

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Squirrels are pretty damn viscous. They’re not trees or rocks, mind you, but not exactly smoothie material either.

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• Squirrelsdrivemenuts@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Leave the damn squirrels alone!

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  • gtownjim@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Besides Chipmunks can fit more nuts in.

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    no U leave the fishies alone!

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this a warning for dolphins?

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeeehaw this calls for a Texas dog dick hoedown

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Whooo boy, if I had known it was going to be one of these parties, i would have stuck my dick in the mashed potatoes

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    • gtownjim@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mantan Moreland fan or Beasty Boys?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes question what the fuck

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• potatopotato@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AI slop

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  • forrgott@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not a chance. Just good old fashioned Photoshop.

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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, everything you don’t like is ai slop….

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    • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I mean that’s been mostly true in the last couple years… AI slop or neo fascism… Sometimes both :(

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• faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok i supprt it but wtf squirel do?

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  • Digit@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t fuck with squirrels.

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sad Swedish Chef noises

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok i guess some people took ‘’there are plenty of fish‘’ too seriously

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  First they tell you to go spend time inside nature, then they call you wrong when you do.

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