imagine paying for free feet pics
Confirms to Marxist theories regarding the proletariat.
Submitted 2 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 2 months ago
krashmo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There’s petabytes of free porn on the internet and yet tons of weirdos pay for subscriptions to porn sites. Such is life
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Maybe thank these weirdos once in a while, my dude. It’s thanks to them that there is petabytes of free porn. Like even most “amateur” porn are made by independent artists who hope to get paid by a weirdo. If nobody paid, there would be no industry and there would be no treasure trove of free porn.
Nalivai@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I am subscribed to an independent relatively small porn company, and I don’t even watch them that often, I just believe in their mission and want them to thrive
anise@quokk.au 2 months ago
Seems better to me than watching on pornhub or the like
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Because we all know that horny is the most rational of all states of humanity
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Right! All you need to do is look down.
zbyte64@awful.systems 2 months ago
People saying because it’s a woman but honestly I was thinking it works because you’re creating a small human connection in a system that alienates us from each other, providing “value” we didn’t know we nedded
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Poetry
percent@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Maybe it’s both. I would guess that men’s feet would get tipped more than no feet, but less than women’s feet.
Poppa_Mo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In what app?
I have to tip when I order like I’m a psychic about the level of service I’m going to receive. If I was prompted to tip after, my food would probably come with less pubes and spit.
GamingChairModel@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Doordash puts the tip in the order so that drivers can view them as bids for service, and they generally snatch up the highest tipping orders immediately. Low/no tip orders with long distances or a lower rated customer might languish, unclaimed, because drivers won’t want to take them for insufficient pay.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I always tip well when I use these services because I live in a generally low income area, and I know what it’s like to struggle.
Because of this, I usually get really good service. Probably because I have a good rating from tipping so well.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Which is why the delivery apps got so pissy after NYC said the delivery apps couldn’t ask for a tip until after the delivery.
ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 2 months ago
Uber prompts me to tip right after the order but I can skip it and pay just the food now and the tip later, after the order arrived.
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is it the feet or is it a reminder that a human brought you food.
mika_mika@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Correction: because a woman brought them food.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
it’s because an attractive woman is bringing them food.
ChexMax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
My thought as well. Humanizing yourself makes me think about the situation you’re in to be driving door dash and the situation I’m in to be ordering it. I ran into my diaper wipes deliverer yesterday and though should I tip? For delivery from a website, something i don’t tip for. But I made contact with the driver and I was grateful for their service in delivery. I think it’s human nature to be easier to tip light if you can forget a human person was involved
variablenine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I think it’s the human aspect. I used to Doordash and there was a noticeable uptick in after-delivery tips when I put a thumbs up in my delivery photos
InFerNo@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Tarantino Shipping and Delivery inc.
calisti@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
They’re trying to seize the means of reproduction.
wieson@feddit.org 2 months ago
My immediate thought: those shoes are not safe for driving
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anytime I wear thongs, for example, I’ll slip them off before driving.
jj4211@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Makes sense, but what about your shoes?
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 months ago
My impression is that this post got so many upvotes because you’ve put the pictures in.
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Quad erat demonstrandum
AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Why is there a white lady on the cover image, are we trying to whitewash feet pics now?
solidheron@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Now you have to get your butt pictures in there
Karl@literature.cafe 2 months ago
And your d*ck pics
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pro-tip for the fellas: print out sexy legs/feet and hold the photo in front of food drop-offs.
Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
As a man with a size 6 shoe. I’ll just wear some fancy strappy women’s shoe and play pretend.
The fools will never be the wiser
MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
OnlyLogistics
Grass@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I should do that just so people have to see my hairy legs and hobbit feet
MML@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
I know this is a joke but I would totally remove my tip for this 🤮
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
The ratio is acceptable. Feet guys pay really well.
NotEasyBeingGreen@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I have a friend who is also a foot anti-fetishist. I find being revolted by feet equally inexplicable to being aroused by them, but both are fine I guess.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Personally, it’s not so much the feet themselves that are a turnoff but attempts to appeal to foot fetishists annoy me and obsession or focus on feet turn me off.
It’s like those skits of someone doing dirty talk to turn a partner on but they keep talking about stuff that is either not hot at all or more offputting or confusing than hot.
Though this one is subtle enough that it would probably go unnoticed, at least until I saw this post (going forward it will be obvious). Not that I use those food delivery services at all.
BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not worth withholding the tip, just, I don’t want to think about dirty, smelly feet next to my food
Also I fucking hate tip culture
WereHacker@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Penguin Classic: Happy Feet
Jagarico@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The top left picture is like: “gotta get her some flowers, but gotta tip those feet too.”
unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
This would work over here. I can’t talk to someone without impulsively fellating a toe, okay!
Only like sixteen felonies this year
Johnmannesca@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dan Schneider’s ordering again?
MaybeNaught@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I guess fashions come and go, but I never understood the appeal of that bright/flat, chalk/paper white color on nails.
Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
I (a male) should start a foot pic GoFundMe posing as a particularly hairy female. I guarantee I would at least bring enough in to buy some McDoubles.
Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
It’s funny that you think that, but tbh getting people to spend money on that sort of thing tends to be harder than you expect. I wouldn’t quit your dayjob
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pick up the food with your hairy ass toes, you’ll make a killing
criss_cross@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is AI right? Like the bag in the top left is DOJ g some weird jank and the welcome mat is a reverse cursive.
rustyricotta@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
The bag in the top left looks normal to me. It has a bouquet of flowers sticking out. And mirrored images aren’t all that strange.
rhymeswithduck@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
That looks a lot like Brit Marling, the actress.
Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’m not sure, which is why we should reject AI at every instance.
faqtimaan@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
Das feet
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
It completely conforms, when you think about it
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 months ago
starik@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 2 months ago
Lol good
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 months ago
…here come my fake feet!
AceOnTrack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
In my small countryside town, there’s like 4 delivery drivers. Only one of them gets a tip. They call ahead and hand me the food.
The others just put the food down and take a picture.
Vincentmario@feddit.uk 2 months ago
I tend to tip when they don’t call and just take the picture. I think I’m cancelling you out
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Former foot fetish models have to make s living somewhere
Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“THE ORIGIN OF THE FAMILY PRIVATE PROPERTY AND THE FRONT DOOR STEPS”
Evotech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s Galaxy brain
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
am guy. gonna shave my legs and get feminine flip flops for extra tip
lauha@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And paint your nails
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Add fake tiddies for extra bonus.
Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Nah, it would be too much effort to shave and paint the nails every day.
I’d stuff another female leg just for the photos into my glove box.
TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Your nails need shaving?
loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Another? How many legs do you have in your glove box?
Gladaed@feddit.org 2 months ago
Flip flop for the tip top.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
It doesn’t say that it works only for female feets. We have a sample size of one so we shouldn’t jump to conclusion. We need to take into account other data we can gather like the gender pay gap which would suggest that men earn more money and therefore male feet would generate even more tip. That’s obviously just an indication, it’s impossible to say anything for certain with the data we have available.
daggermoon@piefed.world 2 months ago
I’d know it was you. You wouldn’t fool me.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That’s the way!
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
inb4 some person writes a fember service
What even is that?
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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