Fuck Google for the double fisting, making a fucked up day that couldn’t be more terrible even worse.

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My brother in Christ, you’re eating at a buffet on a cruise ship with your family, throwing a temper tantrum over the Wi-Fi, and this is a “fucked up day” that can’t get any worse? I don’t even know how to respond to that. I really hope you’re able to gain some perspective, man. People would kill to have that be the best day of their life.