cheeseburger

@cheeseburger@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Twitter moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy, Day of the Tentacle!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can’t see and I hear myself screaming,” she said.

  Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.

  She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.

  cbc.ca/…/goose-attack-leaves-ottawa-cyclist-shake…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An 82-year-old YouTuber grandma was raided by police and SWATs during her live stream last night where she plays Minecraft to raise money for her grandsons cancer. Authorities brought 20 police cars⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit cops with shit people calling them in, while granny tries to raise money for medical treatment for her grandson… Your shit country is working as designed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My standard dog is a double dog, especially if I have Costco buns, but just a pack of every day dawgs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough Talkin' Poosies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fantastic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Widz these days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so good. Joke explainer for those ootl:

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  Know your meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The progression of time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this shrinkflation 🤓🫴🦋

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This article talks about some of them, but you’re right I can’t name anyone without searching first. I just think it is naïve to assume otherwise.

  thewalrus.ca/its-time-to-talk-about-canadas-links…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure we have fair our share of the 1%, corpo, government, and clergy degenerates who were Epsteining away with their friends South of the border, and continue to. It would be nice if we started doing something about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I always got caught and yelled at⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  full of delicious Werther’s or nasty anything else

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sent to drai-aai-aaain...⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This squirrel is a vampire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arriving⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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  Winter hot tubbing is the best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you all keep the area around the toilet paper dust-free?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone wipes down their bathrooms before company comes over, and lives with a layer of TP dust and pubes the rest of the time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't hear them⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  two-weeee-eeee-eee-ee-e-e-e

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Comfy cozy⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  rotten, ogrish, stileproject… yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inflation markers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  never understood who bought this stuff, it has always been extremely expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise Little Weevil⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  We should eat all the weevils

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  😰 Oh dear, I know it’s going to happen now 😓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Born in the 70s. I’ve sat on my balls twice so far this year. That’s never happened before, I used to just laugh at the idea 😓

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump Threatens Europe and Canada if They Band Together Against U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should have seen it coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “Ok, if I decide to do this, I’ll need an unlimited supply of Xena tapes and Hot Pockets.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's December, what are your favorite Christmas movies?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Emmett Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas has been a favourite of mine since it came out. Another Jim Henson classic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon takes the horsepill⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just here to appreciate horseface gigachad, nei-ei-ei-ei-eighhhhh 😆 Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sega are delisting over 60 'classic' games from Steam, including Crazy Taxi and Streets Of Rage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Sega offer no reason for why the games are being removed from sale, but typically delisting happens for one of three reasons: expiring licenses; new exclusivity to a different storefront; or an intent to re-release the games in a new form (eg. an enhanced edition, typically with a higher price).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yogurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, ants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL