True stupid :D I love sheep! Their simplicity enchants me.
As a small farm owner, no image has ever been more accurate
Submitted 1 month ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Absolutely nothing staring out of those square eyes
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Want grass. Eat grass, good.”
The_v@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s nothing but an existential hatred of existence. Damn things are suicidal. There was always a few that managed to kill themselves every year on the ranch.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
While in English usually sheep or sheeple is meant as an insult saying you don’t think on your own and just follow programming, in Estonian it’s just a playful way to call someone a dumbass. It’s something you might say to your significant other or good friend after they make a stupid ass-joke (reverse ass-hyphen xkcd time)
So may we all be sheep on this glorious day
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
And if you’re cranky “stop being a bear”
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Got attacked by herding dogs a couple weeks ago. I can confirm they’re not as smart as they seem. They left their herd and ran a solid 100m to the road I was walking to stand in front of me and bark. Spoiler alert: I am not a wolf
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you absolutely positive you’re not a wolf though ?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Awooooobsolutely positive
redsand@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Obviously not. You’re clearly a skinny bear with extreme hair loss.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are there two wolves inside you?
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yes, but they’re both vegan
scbasteve@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He was after the two wolves inside you
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Don’t kill yourself. Kill one of the wolves inside you. Then you still have one wolf
bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I may be lawful stupid, but I’m a good boy, goddamnit.
cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 1 month ago
Woof
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
is that lawfuc big or stupid now?
Jo4ted@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
:3
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
This is waay too fucking perfect.
I’ve not owned a farm, but I grew around county fairs and often visited and helped out at horse stables or farms or what not.
The only change I could possibly suggesg is that somehow a horse needs to be ‘big chaotic stupid’, but i know that breaks the system, but goddamnit horses are fucking stupid.
Radiantprime@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve watched a horse kick itself in the cock
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
… that… is not something I previously had imagined as possible.
sigh
isssei@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Horses really are the perfect embodiment of ‘big chaotic stupid’ all 1,200 pounds of muscle and anxiety, ready to spook at a plastic bag and somehow also forget how to walk in a straight line. I vote we make it an honorary alignment just for them. Magnificent, lovable idiots.
iocase@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
They also walk around on their middle fingers so they’re literally flipping the world off with all 4 limbs from the day they were born.
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I would argue the horses not being sorted in the “stupid” row…
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fair but they must be big
Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Shetland Pony has entered the chat.
But then again, Shetties are not stupid…
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
There was too much stupid going around so they got pushed onto the other category.
realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 1 month ago
having one of the most intelligent dog races in “stupid” is a bit offensive.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
My family has a few… They’re good at some things, but can be dumb as a box of hair at other things. They’re the perfect entry for lawful stupid.
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
probably a mistranslation, because both is the same word in German
bajabound@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have a couple of those. They are smart but do some truly dumbass things sometimes.
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dog doesn’t seem to mind the accusation
monotremata@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I think they care a lot about the lawful axis and not at all about the stupid axis.
ChetManly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have one. He’s an idiot 😂
WatDabney@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Seems about right, though I’d note that if you have geese, the rooster doesn’t even begin to compare for chaotic bastard.
GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Geese can’t cause you bodily harm. Roosters will straight up kill you.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
Geese have the attitude, but not the weapons.
Roosters are all weapon.
cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
“What I remember is the goose giving me the evil eye and then the goose wrapping its wings around my head, and I can’t see and I hear myself screaming,” she said.
Surman spent five days in hospital after suffering a concussion, fractured cheekbone, face lacerations including a scar under her eyebrow and loose teeth.
She credits wearing a bike helmet and sunglasses with preventing more serious injuries.
The_v@lemmy.world 1 month ago
My ass and legs disagree after a gander latched on to my ass and beat me with his wings when I was a kid on the ranch.
Next time he came at me, I had a baseball bat. Roasted gander for dinner.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I believe it.
THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have called my cat all of these at various times. Wonderful.
GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Haven’t spent much time with cattle huh. Idk if any any animal fits the lawful big square.
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
elephants. they mostly choose not to kill. mostly.
GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Balene whales. The ultimate lawful lifeform.
Photonic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I would say rhinos rather than elephants, put elephants in neutral (although a bull in musth just wants to kill everything) and hippos in chaotic.
hansolo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
There’s a place for an Africa version of this.
Chaotic big would be hippos. Lawful big eles. Neutral big giraffes. All 3 will straight up murder you, but only the hippo will do it for fun.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have sheep, goats, pigs, chickens, a couple llamas, dogs, cats and a couple Hereford cows. The cows have been very easy going/playful in the time I’ve had them.
GimmeUrBelt@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Well, just don’t get complacent. Cows kill a lot of people.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Knew a guy who had a bunch of limousines, but it was a bull herd. He said the bigger ones would damn near rape the smaller ones to death. Or maybe they actually accomplished it, it’s been a while and I don’t remember.
I’m hoping cows are friendlier than bulls though
Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ok but how do they taste on a sandwich?
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Chaotic Big should be a donkey
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
A human family … in this case the farmers family … would also fit in all those categories
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
funny but not true, i knew nice farmers
OwOarchist@pawb.social 1 month ago
lol, including the ‘big’, given the few farmers I’ve known.
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Prepotente, Donut, and Penelope are all appalled
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Chaotic Bastard is exactly right.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fucking hate them and chickens tbh. Eggs are just too good.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Dicks have a marginally better attitude and personality, and their eggs are much better, IMHO
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
I like how many kinds of leftovers can be given to chickens. The only limitation is that they have to get curious enough to peck at it. They’ll ignore some delicious shit on their regular food plate if it’s the “wrong” shape and color.
eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
We had only hens, and the older one who was easing off laying started getting roosterish, the first time she charged me with wings spread and pecked my foot for picking up one of the other birds I was very confused.
bajabound@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m on around #30 in my life, both ends of the spectrum across that time. Currently have 3, they are all hybrids with silkies and are all doscile. Last batch were barred rock absolute assholes that would go out of their way for a confrontation.
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 month ago
We had a funny one. He was a bastard as well, but he was not too bad and could be hand fed without attacking. He and the geese had a truce though.