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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You can love your mama and still be excited about your new vibrator. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.

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      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        You can love your mama, just don’t love your mama, if you know what I mean

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      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy a little personal time.

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  • xylol@leminal.space ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bots gotta get the likes before they spam post

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    • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Also: If you have a very successful tweet, companies will write to you to ask if you can advertise as a reply under that viral tweet.

      And some people want/need that money, so they will accept those offers.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby’s.

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  • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, I have that one

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    • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Well, give us a review!

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      • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Works like a dream for mixing salads

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      • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Mom’s pretty great.

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      • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Get We Vibe Melt instead if you have a clit. It’s incredible.

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    • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is it as good as they say

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  • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Holy, Day of the Tentacle!

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  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Clit Destroyer 3000

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The screenshot of tweets OP posted, but without the author’s user info erased. Two tweets by user @Ohluwatoscene; the first is a picture of a sad cartoon frog captioned *I didn’t want my mom to get old." That tweet is immediately preceded by an elaborate advertisement tweet for fancy vibrators by the same user.

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    • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I thought she would advertise her OF instead

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      her mom’s OF?

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  • byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The duality of man

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  • eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That thing does look like a good time.

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