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• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You can love your mama and still be excited about your new vibrator. Don’t let anyone tell you different.

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  • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you love your mama, buy her this vibrator.

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    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You can love your mama, just don’t love your mama, if you know what I mean

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you don’t enjoy a little personal time.

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• xylol@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bots gotta get the likes before they spam post

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  • tja@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also: If you have a very successful tweet, companies will write to you to ask if you can advertise as a reply under that viral tweet.

    And some people want/need that money, so they will accept those offers.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      twenty bucks is living your best life, by giving up on it, by eating at arby’s.

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey, I have that one

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  • HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, give us a review!

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    • CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Works like a dream for mixing salads

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    • riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mom’s pretty great.

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      vger.to/lemmy.blahaj.zone/comment/20651253

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Get We Vibe Melt instead if you have a clit. It’s incredible.

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  • youcantreadthis@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is it as good as they say

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Unfortunately it doesn’t fit inside me, so that part is a bit disappointing and has caused me to not use it much, the suction is pretty good but the ~10 power levels mostly seem to not do anything, like the first 5 presses are the same then it really starts powering up.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The screenshot of tweets OP posted, but without the author’s user info erased. Two tweets by user @Ohluwatoscene; the first is a picture of a sad cartoon frog captioned *I didn’t want my mom to get old." That tweet is immediately preceded by an elaborate advertisement tweet for fancy vibrators by the same user.

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  • MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I thought she would advertise her OF instead

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    her mom’s OF?

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• byte_0verflow@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The duality of man

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• SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Clit Destroyer 3000

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• cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Holy, Day of the Tentacle!

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• eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That thing does look like a good time.

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