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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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  • skeesx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.

    Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

      Once again?

      What else are you referring to?

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      • Sv443@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Bottom-hung window

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      • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I think they’re referencing jojo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE

        Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.

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      • ptu@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Hamburger obviously

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    • Damarus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Boah jetzt drei im Weckla

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    • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What I’d give for a single loaf of German bread

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    • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What condiments are on it? Relish?

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      • skeesx@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Relishes aren’t really a thing in Germany, so, traditionally you only put mustard on a Bratwurstbrötchen. However, the sausage itself already contains herbs and spices, like a copious amount of marjoram, some pepper, mace, allspice, and sometimes wild garlic, caraway, or ginger.

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    • fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for “stuff between normal breads”, that’s not a sandwich. In Spain we call it “bocata”. Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwitch?

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      • cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        In English they are called Sub from “submarine sandwich”, based on traditional Italian style sandwiches that are the same as Bocatas. That is also where Subway restaurants get their name.

        But yes, the issue is that nor in Germany nor England have the “normal” bread, which they call Baguette.

        The closest thing I would say for Germans is a Brötchen, which in Spanish would be like a panecillo. What you are seeing in the picture is a Bratwurst Brötchen

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s a pet peeve of mine, alongside calling everything “salami”.

        Spoken like a true salami.

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      • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Test results are in: you are HIV salami.

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  • rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Giving credit is cool.

    The screenshot of a tweet OP posted, but without the author’s name cropped out. Tweet by Joe Dator @JoeDator. Text: “I can get a double cheeseburger so why can’t I get a double hotdog? I have developed a bun that can accomodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to breadd ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.” An illustrated diagram depicting an extra-wide hot dog bun holding two frankfurters side-by-side accompanies the tweet.

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.

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  • eleefece@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

    hot dog

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.

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  • Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ah, the classic “two cocks in the same canoe”. A workaround is using bigger sausages.

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    • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.

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      • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        slice the sausage halfway down the middle

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      • PostProcess@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Frikandel has entered the chat…

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  • Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.IKEA double hotdog

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    • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too

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    • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?

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      • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        And you can’t chew.

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  • M137@lemmy.today ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I’m both surprised and disappointed no one seem to have mentioned that yet and that it isn’t among the top comments. It’s called a “Hel special” (whole special) and it’s literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes ontop. Here’s some photos:

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    The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink “Pucko” (slang word for idiot):

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.

      taters? actually would eat this

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    • lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Should be this at the local IKEA and not just plain hotdogs.

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  • tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.

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    • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Seriously, my first thought was, “Why isn’t this a thing?”

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      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.

        Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        But first, lets top it with cheese sauce, and bacon strips.

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  • ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Plant dog

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        See also:

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      yeah but it’s flat and you have to assemble it with that 5mm key.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Stack them vertically. Use normal bun. Problem solved.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Stack them vertically. Use normal bun

      The top one would roll off

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      • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Use a taller bun. I also am on team under-over. While the double barrel approach is innovative, it sacrifices on handling. Harder to properly grasp. An under-over config allows tall bun sides that can support a tactical grip with one or both hands without getting saucy fingers.

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      • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not if they’re sticky.

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      • webpack@ani.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        perhaps you could use a more circular bun, then you could also stack more toppings. maybe you could even make the bun flatter and made of corn.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or stick one dog in either end of the digestive tract. Problem solved.

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  • mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
    But don’t make me watch that when I’m at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.

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    • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I want them in my buns.

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  • gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • thenewred@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    www.geneandjudes.com/menu/

    www.geneandjudes.com/menu/![Gene and Jude’s menu](lemmy.world/…/69c0225e-63a2-41ea-9ad4-4b22eccb7bc…)

    Double hot dog

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    • eneff@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is that a whole ass pickle?! love it

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      • thenewred@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        No that’s a sport pepper. Gene and Jude’s doesn’t do pickles, but other Chicago dogs use an entire spear.

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      • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I do not think this is a whole ass-pickle.

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    • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      hell yeah

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I love that place. Went there with my uncle and ordered this exact thing.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      She wouldn’t want to be a hypocrite 🤷🏻

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  • monotremata@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I think I saw a video of a girl putting two hotdogs in her bun once

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Double dogs are actually a coming thing.

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  • baconsunday@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.

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  • notso@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    This looks structurally unsound.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.

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  • BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Double glizzy action

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    DOUBLE PENETRATION!

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  • Mika@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Been like that for ages in Ukraine

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  • wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This would be the biggest development In the world if hot dogs since the twinkie weiner sandwich.

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber

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  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gordon would be proud
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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The buns are the best part. More meat ratio is a failed concept.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Who ordered the Frotdog?

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  • brownsugga@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Costco is the only hot dog currently on the market with the correct meat-to-bread ratio, I am prepared to fight to the death

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