Ah, the classic “two cocks in the same canoe”. A workaround is using bigger sausages.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
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Pissmidget@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Akasazh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.
wuffah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Seriously, my first thought was, “Why isn’t this a thing?”
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.
Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But first, lets top it with cheese sauce, and bacon strips.
ch00f@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
yeah but it’s flat and you have to assemble it with that 5mm key.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.
eleefece@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.
mech@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
But don’t make me watch that when I’m at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I want them in my buns.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
She wouldn’t want to be a hypocrite 🤷🏻
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Stack them vertically. Use normal bun. Problem solved.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Stack them vertically. Use normal bun
The top one would roll off
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Use a taller bun. I also am on team under-over. While the double barrel approach is innovative, it sacrifices on handling. Harder to properly grasp. An under-over config allows tall bun sides that can support a tactical grip with one or both hands without getting saucy fingers.
webpack@ani.social 3 weeks ago
perhaps you could use a more circular bun, then you could also stack more toppings. maybe you could even make the bun flatter and made of corn.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Or stick one dog in either end of the digestive tract. Problem solved.
Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.IKEA double hotdog
Evotech@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And you can’t chew.
thenewred@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Is that a whole ass pickle?! love it
thenewred@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No that’s a sport pepper. Gene and Jude’s doesn’t do pickles, but other Chicago dogs use an entire spear.
froh42@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I do not think this is a whole ass-pickle.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
hell yeah
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I love that place. Went there with my uncle and ordered this exact thing.
M137@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I’m both surprised and disappointed no one seem to have mentioned that yet and that it isn’t among the top comments. It’s called a “Hel special” (whole special) and it’s literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes ontop. Here’s some photos:
The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink “Pucko” (slang word for idiot):
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.
taters? actually would eat this
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Should be this at the local IKEA and not just plain hotdogs.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
This looks structurally unsound.
Mika@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Been like that for ages in Ukraine
normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Who ordered the Frotdog?
hOrni@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.
notso@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
lime@feddit.nu 3 weeks ago
just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrullu
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.
realitista@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Nooo don’t let them touch!! 😱
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 3 weeks ago
It’s not gay if you are going to put them in your mouth.
Syndication@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Getting hot dog and bun manufacturers on the same page will be hard, they already have can’t agree on on the amount per pack lol
eleefece@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But of course they agree: you buy bread and sausages, you end up with leftover bread, so you have to buy more sausages, then you end up with leftover sausages—now you’re stuck in an endless cycle. It’s diabolical.
myrrh@ttrpg.network 3 weeks ago
[deleted]SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
so much fun!
Syndication@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
OMFG I REMEMBER THESE. My dad was obsessed with them and was pissed they discontinued them. At least, I am pretty sure they aren’t around anymore.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was going to say, like, you could have a much better time of things if you used a thinner bun for a single hot dog rather than slapping two hot dogs on a regular bun
monotremata@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?
taiyang@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now do it with a fried chicken bun!
baconsunday@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.
BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Double glizzy action
Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The DP dog
skeesx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
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This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.
Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.
StillAlive@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Once again?
What else are you referring to?
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Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Bottom-hung window
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
I think they’re referencing jojo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE
Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.
ptu@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Hamburger obviously
Damarus@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Boah jetzt drei im Weckla
fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for “stuff between normal breads”, that’s not a sandwich. In Spain we call it “bocata”. Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwitch?
cuerdo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In English they are called Sub from “submarine sandwich”, based on traditional Italian style sandwiches that are the same as Bocatas. That is also where Subway restaurants get their name.
But yes, the issue is that nor in Germany nor England have the “normal” bread, which they call Baguette.
The closest thing I would say for Germans is a Brötchen, which in Spanish would be like a panecillo. What you are seeing in the picture is a Bratwurst Brötchen
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Spoken like a true salami.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Test results are in: you are HIV salami.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
What I’d give for a single loaf of German bread
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
What condiments are on it? Relish?
skeesx@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Relishes aren’t really a thing in Germany, so, traditionally you only put mustard on a Bratwurstbrötchen. However, the sausage itself already contains herbs and spices, like a copious amount of marjoram, some pepper, mace, allspice, and sometimes wild garlic, caraway, or ginger.