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• skeesx@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.

  Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

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  • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

    Once again?

    What else are you referring to?

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    • Sv443@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Bottom-hung window

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    • HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think they’re referencing jojo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE

      Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.

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    • ptu@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hamburger obviously

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  • Damarus@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Boah jetzt drei im Weckla

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  • fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for “stuff between normal breads”, that’s not a sandwich. In Spain we call it “bocata”. Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwitch?

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    • cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      In English they are called Sub from “submarine sandwich”, based on traditional Italian style sandwiches that are the same as Bocatas. That is also where Subway restaurants get their name.

      But yes, the issue is that nor in Germany nor England have the “normal” bread, which they call Baguette.

      The closest thing I would say for Germans is a Brötchen, which in Spanish would be like a panecillo. What you are seeing in the picture is a Bratwurst Brötchen

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s a pet peeve of mine, alongside calling everything “salami”.

      Spoken like a true salami.

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Test results are in: you are HIV salami.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What I’d give for a single loaf of German bread

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  • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What condiments are on it? Relish?

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    • skeesx@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Relishes aren’t really a thing in Germany, so, traditionally you only put mustard on a Bratwurstbrötchen. However, the sausage itself already contains herbs and spices, like a copious amount of marjoram, some pepper, mace, allspice, and sometimes wild garlic, caraway, or ginger.

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• Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ah, the classic “two cocks in the same canoe”. A workaround is using bigger sausages.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.

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    • wuffah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      slice the sausage halfway down the middle

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    • PostProcess@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Frikandel has entered the chat…

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• tanisnikana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.

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  • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Seriously, my first thought was, “Why isn’t this a thing?”

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    • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.

      Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But first, lets top it with cheese sauce, and bacon strips.

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Plant dog

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      See also:

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    yeah but it’s flat and you have to assemble it with that 5mm key.

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Giving credit is cool.

  The screenshot of a tweet OP posted, but without the author’s name cropped out. Tweet by Joe Dator @JoeDator. Text: “I can get a double cheeseburger so why can’t I get a double hotdog? I have developed a bun that can accomodate two frankfurters at once. Higher meat to breadd ratio, more surface area for mustard and relish. The world is ready. The time has come.” An illustrated diagram depicting an extra-wide hot dog bun holding two frankfurters side-by-side accompanies the tweet.

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  • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.

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• mech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
  But don’t make me watch that when I’m at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.

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  • BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I want them in my buns.

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• eleefece@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon

  hot dog

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She wouldn’t want to be a hypocrite 🤷🏻

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• gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Stack them vertically. Use normal bun. Problem solved.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Stack them vertically. Use normal bun

    The top one would roll off

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Use a taller bun. I also am on team under-over. While the double barrel approach is innovative, it sacrifices on handling. Harder to properly grasp. An under-over config allows tall bun sides that can support a tactical grip with one or both hands without getting saucy fingers.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Not if they’re sticky.

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    • webpack@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      perhaps you could use a more circular bun, then you could also stack more toppings. maybe you could even make the bun flatter and made of corn.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Or stick one dog in either end of the digestive tract. Problem solved.

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• Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.IKEA double hotdog

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And you can’t chew.

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• thenewred@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  www.geneandjudes.com/menu/

  www.geneandjudes.com/menu/

  Double hot dog

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  • eneff@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Is that a whole ass pickle?! love it

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    • thenewred@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No that’s a sport pepper. Gene and Jude’s doesn’t do pickles, but other Chicago dogs use an entire spear.

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    • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I do not think this is a whole ass-pickle.

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    hell yeah

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I love that place. Went there with my uncle and ordered this exact thing.

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I’m both surprised and disappointed no one seem to have mentioned that yet and that it isn’t among the top comments. It’s called a “Hel special” (whole special) and it’s literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes ontop. Here’s some photos:

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  The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink “Pucko” (slang word for idiot):

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.

    taters? actually would eat this

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  • lechekaflan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Should be this at the local IKEA and not just plain hotdogs.

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• zaphod@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This looks structurally unsound.

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• Mika@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Been like that for ages in Ukraine

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• normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Who ordered the Frotdog?

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.

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• notso@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrullu

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Nooo don’t let them touch!! 😱

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It’s not gay if you are going to put them in your mouth.

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• Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Getting hot dog and bun manufacturers on the same page will be hard, they already have can’t agree on on the amount per pack lol

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  • eleefece@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But of course they agree: you buy bread and sausages, you end up with leftover bread, so you have to buy more sausages, then you end up with leftover sausages—now you’re stuck in an endless cycle. It’s diabolical.

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  • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      so much fun!

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    • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      OMFG I REMEMBER THESE. My dad was obsessed with them and was pissed they discontinued them. At least, I am pretty sure they aren’t around anymore.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I was going to say, like, you could have a much better time of things if you used a thinner bun for a single hot dog rather than slapping two hot dogs on a regular bun

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• monotremata@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Now do it with a fried chicken bun!

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• baconsunday@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.

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• BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Double glizzy action

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gordon would be proud
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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The DP dog

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