Ah, the classic “two cocks in the same canoe”. A workaround is using bigger sausages.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should
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Pissmidget@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Akasazh@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You can also slice the sausage halfway down the middle for more sauce area.
wuffah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tanisnikana@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This isn’t a shitpost, it’s just a good idea.
KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 2 months ago
Seriously, my first thought was, “Why isn’t this a thing?”
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.
Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But first, lets top it with cheese sauce, and bacon strips.
ch00f@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
yeah but it’s flat and you have to assemble it with that 5mm key.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 months ago
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No we don’t do that here we just celebrate beep/deep/whatever alt it is now using AI to remove attribution.
mech@feddit.org 2 months ago
Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
But don’t make me watch that when I’m at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social 2 months ago
I want them in my buns.
eleefece@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In my town there’s a place that sells something called “Pregnant Dog”: A cheese stick inside a wiener inside a red sausage all wraped in bacon
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That looks glorious. I don’t know if my arteries would forgive me.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
She wouldn’t want to be a hypocrite 🤷🏻
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 months ago
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Stack them vertically. Use normal bun. Problem solved.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Stack them vertically. Use normal bun
The top one would roll off
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Use a taller bun. I also am on team under-over. While the double barrel approach is innovative, it sacrifices on handling. Harder to properly grasp. An under-over config allows tall bun sides that can support a tactical grip with one or both hands without getting saucy fingers.
webpack@ani.social 2 months ago
perhaps you could use a more circular bun, then you could also stack more toppings. maybe you could even make the bun flatter and made of corn.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Or stick one dog in either end of the digestive tract. Problem solved.
Kiwi_fella@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sorry, IKEA already do a double hot dog.IKEA double hotdog
Evotech@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Highly standard in Norwegian gas stations too
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Do you have to put both dogs in your mouth at once?
glitch1985@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And you can’t chew.
thenewred@lemmy.world 2 months ago
eneff@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Is that a whole ass pickle?! love it
thenewred@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No that’s a sport pepper. Gene and Jude’s doesn’t do pickles, but other Chicago dogs use an entire spear.
froh42@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I do not think this is a whole ass-pickle.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
hell yeah
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love that place. Went there with my uncle and ordered this exact thing.
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
This is one of Swedens national dishes, and I’m both surprised and disappointed no one seem to have mentioned that yet and that it isn’t among the top comments. It’s called a “Hel special” (whole special) and it’s literally just this with balls of mashed potatoes ontop. Here’s some photos:
The most classic is with the chocolate milk drink “Pucko” (slang word for idiot):
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
for a moment I was afraid that was ice cream.
taters? actually would eat this
lechekaflan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Should be this at the local IKEA and not just plain hotdogs.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
This looks structurally unsound.
Mika@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Been like that for ages in Ukraine
normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Who ordered the Frotdog?
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.
notso@feddit.org 2 months ago
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrullu
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The best way to do a hot dog is “open face,” where you cut it down the length, but not enough to fully separate into two halves. Then spread and press the open insides against the pan. It’s like butterflying a chicken. More surface area = more maillard reaction/yummy brown bits.
realitista@lemmus.org 2 months ago
Nooo don’t let them touch!! 😱
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 months ago
It’s not gay if you are going to put them in your mouth.
Syndication@lemmy.today 2 months ago
Getting hot dog and bun manufacturers on the same page will be hard, they already have can’t agree on on the amount per pack lol
eleefece@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But of course they agree: you buy bread and sausages, you end up with leftover bread, so you have to buy more sausages, then you end up with leftover sausages—now you’re stuck in an endless cycle. It’s diabolical.
myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 months ago
[deleted]SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
so much fun!
Syndication@lemmy.today 2 months ago
OMFG I REMEMBER THESE. My dad was obsessed with them and was pissed they discontinued them. At least, I am pretty sure they aren’t around anymore.
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I was going to say, like, you could have a much better time of things if you used a thinner bun for a single hot dog rather than slapping two hot dogs on a regular bun
monotremata@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Is this what “I double-dog dare you” refers to?
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Now do it with a fried chicken bun!
baconsunday@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
all i see is a picture of your mom. oooooohhh gottem.
BanaramaClamcrotch@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Double glizzy action
Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Alternate idea: make the bun twice as long so you can wield the hot dogs like darth maul’s lightsaber
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 2 months ago
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The DP dog
skeesx@piefed.social 2 months ago
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This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.
Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.
StillAlive@piefed.world 2 months ago
Once again?
What else are you referring to?
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Sv443@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Bottom-hung window
HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
I think they’re referencing jojo: www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ElkIqJXGE
Though, the jojo character is a nazi and does a nazi salute in the moment.
ptu@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Hamburger obviously
Damarus@feddit.org 2 months ago
Boah jetzt drei im Weckla
fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for “stuff between normal breads”, that’s not a sandwich. In Spain we call it “bocata”. Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwitch?
cuerdo@lemmy.world 2 months ago
In English they are called Sub from “submarine sandwich”, based on traditional Italian style sandwiches that are the same as Bocatas. That is also where Subway restaurants get their name.
But yes, the issue is that nor in Germany nor England have the “normal” bread, which they call Baguette.
The closest thing I would say for Germans is a Brötchen, which in Spanish would be like a panecillo. What you are seeing in the picture is a Bratwurst Brötchen
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
Spoken like a true salami.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Test results are in: you are HIV salami.
Malyca@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
What I’d give for a single loaf of German bread
rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
What condiments are on it? Relish?
skeesx@piefed.social 2 months ago
Relishes aren’t really a thing in Germany, so, traditionally you only put mustard on a Bratwurstbrötchen. However, the sausage itself already contains herbs and spices, like a copious amount of marjoram, some pepper, mace, allspice, and sometimes wild garlic, caraway, or ginger.