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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s a lot of processed meat. Not to mention the buns are nearly as bad as cake.

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What’s your point? People literally drink poison and smoke it. God forbid I want to die happily with 2 sausages in my mouth

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    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Fun at parties!

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• brownsugga@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Costco is the only hot dog currently on the market with the correct meat-to-bread ratio, I am prepared to fight to the death

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• magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But they should

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• Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I bought a pack of footlong hot dogs and a pack of footlong buns. 8 hot dogs but only 6 buns. So I have no other option but to have a couple double footlongs.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Found Sasha Grey’s alt

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Could make some awesome hotdog octopus.

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    • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I hadn’t thought of that. Extra long tentacles.

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The real answer is because one hot dog contains 100% of your daily sodium and also it’s just so very bad for you in many other ways.

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• not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  2 dogs 1 bun

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• Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What kind of loser hasn’t double-dogged it before?

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn’t twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It’s the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.

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• Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  We got frotting hot dogs before GTA6

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The DockHog

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrullu

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Nooo don’t let them touch!! 😱

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  • Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s not gay if you are going to put them in your mouth.

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• Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Getting hot dog and bun manufacturers on the same page will be hard, they already have can’t agree on on the amount per pack lol

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  • eleefece@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    But of course they agree: you buy bread and sausages, you end up with leftover bread, so you have to buy more sausages, then you end up with leftover sausages—now you’re stuck in an endless cycle. It’s diabolical.

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  • myrrh@ttrpg.network ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      so much fun!

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    • Syndication@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OMFG I REMEMBER THESE. My dad was obsessed with them and was pissed they discontinued them. At least, I am pretty sure they aren’t around anymore.

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    • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was going to say, like, you could have a much better time of things if you used a thinner bun for a single hot dog rather than slapping two hot dogs on a regular bun

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I like this version better than the stacked version. Definitely way more surface real estate for condiments and additions.

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  DVDA?

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Now do it with a fried chicken bun!

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• dan69@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I do this everytime there is a bbq event. A bit of finessing has to be done any way.

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  hotdogordita?

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Double dogs exist. you serve them vertically in a sub roll. A place near my old house used to do double footlong on a sub roli, mustard, onion, chilli-cheese.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Restaurant across from my work has these.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Do it with those Spam hot dogs for extra regret.

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• ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The Zips in a town I lived in had double and triple dogs, as well as adding one or two to their array of single to triple burgers. Trick is to cut the dogs in half longways then you can shove all manner and amounts of meat between various buns

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• yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The technology exists. Simply bias cut the two dogs and pile them into a larger roll. It is especially advantageous when you sauté the pieces for extra browning.

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• cubism_pitta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

  This was the first thing that come to my mind

  it does look right though… and enjoyable!

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• kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  i used to go to a food truck that had these it was pretty good

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  DP doggy?

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• bigboismith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Be the change you want to see in the world

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• cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My standard dog is a double dog, especially if I have Costco buns, but just a pack of every day dawgs.

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