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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    That’s a lot of processed meat. Not to mention the buns are nearly as bad as cake.

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    • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What’s your point? People literally drink poison and smoke it. God forbid I want to die happily with 2 sausages in my mouth

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      • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Fun at parties!

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We got frotting hot dogs before GTA6

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    • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The DockHog

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  • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    hotdogordita?

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  • SethTaylor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think I saw a video of a girl putting two hotdogs in her bun once

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Double dogs are actually a coming thing.

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  • magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But they should

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  • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I bought a pack of footlong hot dogs and a pack of footlong buns. 8 hot dogs but only 6 buns. So I have no other option but to have a couple double footlongs.

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Found Sasha Grey’s alt

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Could make some awesome hotdog octopus.

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      • Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I hadn’t thought of that. Extra long tentacles.

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The real answer is because one hot dog contains 100% of your daily sodium and also it’s just so very bad for you in many other ways.

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  • not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    2 dogs 1 bun

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  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    What kind of loser hasn’t double-dogged it before?

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I like this version better than the stacked version. Definitely way more surface real estate for condiments and additions.

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  • ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    DVDA?

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  • betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Do it with those Spam hot dogs for extra regret.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The Zips in a town I lived in had double and triple dogs, as well as adding one or two to their array of single to triple burgers. Trick is to cut the dogs in half longways then you can shove all manner and amounts of meat between various buns

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  • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The technology exists. Simply bias cut the two dogs and pile them into a larger roll. It is especially advantageous when you sauté the pieces for extra browning.

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  • cubism_pitta@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

    This was the first thing that come to my mind

    it does look right though… and enjoyable!

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  • Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    DOUBLE PENETRATION!

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  • wolfeh@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    This would be the biggest development In the world if hot dogs since the twinkie weiner sandwich.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The buns are the best part. More meat ratio is a failed concept.

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  • brownsugga@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Costco is the only hot dog currently on the market with the correct meat-to-bread ratio, I am prepared to fight to the death

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  • dan69@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I do this everytime there is a bbq event. A bit of finessing has to be done any way.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Double dogs exist. you serve them vertically in a sub roll. A place near my old house used to do double footlong on a sub roli, mustard, onion, chilli-cheese.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Restaurant across from my work has these.

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  • kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    i used to go to a food truck that had these it was pretty good

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    DP doggy?

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  • bigboismith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Be the change you want to see in the world

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  • cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My standard dog is a double dog, especially if I have Costco buns, but just a pack of every day dawgs.

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