What if men only shot one really big sperm. I bet that would be a scary first experiment for young Billy.Especially if it flopped on the ground like a fish and you had to stomp it to death. Every time

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    As a straight man this is completely horrifying.

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    • M137@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I think this is objectively horrifying no matter the sex, sexuality and possibly even species if you could communicate the idea somehow.

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  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    gives a new meaning to the concept of penetration.

    in the other hand… if it were the case, we would be used to it and it wouldn’t bother us.

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• cattywampus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m just wondering in what strange and creative ways people would contort this into different fetishes.

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    All of them.

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  • unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Gives a new meaning to “cock fighting”.

    Now on polymarket, UFC sperm fighting matches!

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  • OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shoving your one big sperm into another guy’s dickhole.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine bukake.

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• OwOarchist@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Why would you stomp it to death?

  I’d keep them on display in a fish tank.

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• YesIAmHoomanNoCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls…

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have sad news for you. Not even the sperm is stored in the balls, it’s just produced there. It’s stored in a separate sack inside your body.

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    • janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      This is correct. Pee is stored in the balls.

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• CodeHead@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Man… Eraser Head was such a weird movie…

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wait, what? Who? That didn’t happen to me…

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt… but then, you’d still need to ‘release the poison’ so wtf would you do?

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No nut november. All year round.

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• antsu@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “It’ll still feel good.”- Paul Rubalino

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• Calfpupa@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Seventy-Two Letters” by Ted Chiang

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• cheeseburger@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Vile

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