wazoobonkerbrain

@wazoobonkerbrain@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I Haven't Seen Any Trump Supporters In Fediverse (Lemmy and Mastodon)?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He just blocked you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you join a different instance?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lies on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you join a different instance?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are bots incapable of doing that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just released my game, Amata, into early access! The whole campaign is ready to play and there is a free demo! <33⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothin what’s amata with you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The reason CEOs want workers to Return To Office is because they want you to quit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I have zero desire to be a shared corporate office space

  I don’t wanna be a shared corporate office space neither

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can flies recognize that I'm holding a flyswatter?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You have given a lot of thought to the behavior of flies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Hugging Allowed in Boxing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I call it cuddling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the most mindblowing fact in mathematics?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  You still have two red countries touching each other, what are you talking about?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My dog and I got jumped by raccoons this morning. Now I have to pay at least $1500 to make sure I don't get rabies⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  horrible ovarian cysts

  is there another kind