My dog is fine, though, which is the most important thing to me. The raccoons scratched my arm kinda bad and my legs are covered in scratches. My doctor can’t be sure if the raccoons had saliva on their claws, and wants me to get rabies shots just in case. She sent me to an ER because she can’t get the shots in our area.
I’ve been at the hospital for 3 hours and haven’t been seen.
It’s after my bedtime and I have to wake up at 5am for work…
I’m not having a good time.
TokyoMonsterTrucker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Choose your capitalist fate!
Path A: medical bankruptcy Path B: incurable disease and certain horrible death
Quite a system the wealthy have built for us. I’ll be terribly disappointed if the book doesn’t end with a bunch of guillotines.
Summzashi@lemmy.one 11 months ago
*American fate
Floufym@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Capitalist was correct. Look in Europe, the social health system is non stop attacked and set in danger. More and more, capitalist system wants health to be a an open market
BillMurray@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Path C: get fired without cause because you needed to take a day off to recover.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I’ll also be disappointed
Floufym@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So would I
CheeseNoodle@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Path C: Go out biting some people who have it coming.
Fester@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Luckily we offer a guillotine protection insurance policy for an affordable $85,000,000 per year. It’s optional, but the upfront cost could be $650,000,000,000 if you get caught in a guillotine without it. Just be sure to get dragged to one of our in-network guillotines.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Sounds good. What’s the deductible and cover rate tho? I mean you’re certainly not paying everything once I got caught in a guillotine even tho that’s why I pay you monthly for.