Wait....IS that what I meant??

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Listening to him talk is… something. You can really tell he’s struggling to think at all.

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  • flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    He reminds me of my grandmother in the last 2 years of her life. She wasn’t a president of a country though. It’s going to get worse before the end.

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    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sorry to hear about your grandma. RIP.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I mean…we just dropped 6 nukes on Iran…how does it get worse from here?

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  • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s the way narcissists speak. Everything they do is just to get others to stroke their ego since they lack the ability to do it themselves. They are constantly torturing their words in real time to maximize the validation they’ll receive in a response to what they say. His declining mental abilities make it even worse.

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  • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/translators-are-struggling-to-interpret-donald-trump/ojtwl0rvx

    This is from 2017

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Donald Trump has six kinds of mental illness and he’s on his third stroke. He will be dead by the end of the week.”

  Trump goes on live TV and delivers an hour long rant about how much winning we’re doing in Iran. Emits the loudest fart you’ve ever heard in your life. His cabinet secretaries all applaud. He hobbles out the door to spend the rest of the day golfing.

  “That doesn’t prove anything. Look at this grainy photo of his hand. He’s probably already dead as you’re reading this. Anything you see going forward is AI or a hologram or something.”

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Ya know…I’m starting to think I’m dead. Maybe I died in 2015. Maybe the last 11 years is just my brain dying. And maybe it’s not 11 years, but 20 seconds. And maybe all of reality right now is just my distorted perception, as my brain deals with dying.

    Ha! Can you imagine if we went from Obama, to 11 years of exclusively dementia riddled presidents?

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    • tomkatt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Watched Jacob’s Ladder a lot, I take it?

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    • Zidane@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Everyone died when Harambe died. It has been a shitshow since. He was the catalyst.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Harris at least held the powers of the office for an hour one time while Biden was under for a Colonoscopy. So that’s something.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Dear Grim Reaper:

  We all know you like to party, if you please hurry up we can all invite you over for drinks and lap dances.

  Sincerely yours, all of humanity.

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• ClownStatue@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was talking to a friend today about an article I read trying to suggest that his “civilization destruction” tweet could’ve been an example of the old Russian “escalate to de-escalate” doctrine that’s never been proven to exist. While the article made some interesting points, including that Trump received Iran’s 10 points that were used for the ceasefire before sending that tweet (I have no idea if this is true), I laughed when telling my friend, “Trump doesn’t even play checkers, let alone this kind of entry-level chess!”

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• FederatedFreedom1981@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Stage Five Diabetes? Damn, Agent Orangutan is really winning.

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  • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Weah hey don’t dis orangutans like that :O

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      The question is, how multi-colored is his ass? Is it red, and blue, and yellow, and orange?

      …oh god. His ass is as orange as his face, isn’t it?

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• Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Oh no! He must be tired, he him some Covfefe!

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sigh

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• TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ok, new meme idea:
  Top pic of trump is something meh,
  Bottom is thumbs down

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