I wish I made a dime

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Still better than furiously pooping while pretending to masturbate. Unless you’re into that, I guess 🤷

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just keep whispering “fighting for my life in here”

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  • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Give me a sec–irs coming!

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Two birds, one stone

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But let’s address the real question here. Where in the workplace does the cum go?

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  • Zidane@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “In the secretary” -the boss probably

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  • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The same place the rest of your bodily excretions go, following normal disposal guidelines, obviously.

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      A despised coworkers keyboard and the communal coffee creamer jug in the office fridge?

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  just like on felgar632

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