Hate it when this happens
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Now fix it so POV is used correctly
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 month ago
It is correct. They are looking at their sister.
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 month ago
Just change it to “my POV” because it’s what the photographer is currently seeing.
BootyEnthusiast@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Thank you
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
🤌
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can’t say “bukkake” on the internet now?
Dojan@pawb.social 1 month ago
I think it’s funny, because bukkake is just a noun, kind of meaning to splash something over something else. There are even dishes called bukkake, e.g. bukkake soba. But since in the anglosphere it pretty much exclusively refers to the sexual act, that just has a very different connotation.
Pechente@feddit.org 1 month ago
I mean that‘s always the issue with this dumb auto swear word detection. It is simply not context aware.
Recently in a game of Hell Let Loose, someone wrote in chat that he needs hearing aids while playing and the game automatically censored „aids“ because of „get aids!“ and whatever shit someone might say in a shooter.
This auto-censoring is particularly outrageous in a shooter where you can literally see people being torn to shreds by explosions.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sorry to pick nits, but if the definition is “to pour something over something else,” that’s a verb.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 month ago
You mean that soba wasn’t supposed to have cum on it?
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Kinda like when I asked my daughter what she was watching and she said mukbang videos… (Unsure of the spelling). I was like WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING??
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I’m too lazy to remake this meme because of censorship. Unfortunately, this is how memes are trending thanks to AI and algorithms
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah it was less a judgement on you and more on the AI and algorithms :).
I miss the ole internet
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Pretty damn sure you can say bukkake on here in an image.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Bukkake.
Still seems to work on my end.
Hey-oh.
Magnum@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Worked on his end too.
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
The self censorship is really disheartening. I read a defense of it that I considered thoughtful, but I truly hate it. I don’t know what we should do about it. Mass resistance?
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Only thing I can think is stop using platforms that demand it.
But we’re in such a minority sadly :(
rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s why you never see any content about drowning by Japanese users
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
The fuck’s the point of getting bumkaked if you’re gonna wear a hairnet and goggles?
Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
It’s required PPE on the state of California for all orgies. Safety first.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can’t win over here.
Diddlydee@feddit.uk 1 month ago
I’m no fancy bukkake expert, but I’d wager cleaning is easier and less risk of eye infection.
jivandabeast@lemmy.browntown.dev 1 month ago
I’m no fancy bukkake expert
Yeah, sure, @Diddlydee@feddit.uk
usernamefactory@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Goggles seem valid, but hair? Should rinse right out.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I can tell this is fake because “man passes up opportunity for free, consensual sexual act” is so far beyond fiction it’s not even funny.
Although that does sound like an Onion article title.
UntimedDiffusion@piefed.zip 1 month ago
I can think of several men I know, including myself, who would not want to attend a bukkake
TheBat@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Cowards
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Yeah, I’m entirely capable of standing around and jerking off on my own, without driving across town, without having to interact with the kind of people that would show up to an impromptu bukkake party.
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 month ago
Afraid seeing other dicks might awaken something in you?
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
From a misspent youth, I can tell you that many people, even straight men, ghost sex parties/moresomes, even with attractive cis women, even after paying a deposit in advance.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
By “misspent”, are you referring to those deposits?
Soulg@ani.social 1 month ago
[deleted]smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Well you’re wrong on both counts, so at least you’re consistent.
You may also be taking it far too seriously. I certainly wasn’t. It’s a ahitpost, not a documentary.
Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Not kink shaming but definitions matter damn it.
horn_e4_beaver@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Does it count if there are goggles involved?
Always use protection.
dumbass@piefed.social 1 month ago
Damn occupational health and safety fucking ruins everything!
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Goggles? Shower cap? TISSUES???
What kind of podunk bukkake is this?! No wonder no one showed up.
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
tbf, some people have sensitivity issues and are grossed out by cum on hair/eyes, they are still allowed horny and covered in cum if they want to
tomiant@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
“Yes I had a question about tonight’s bukkake, I am allergic to cum, do you have a vegan alternative?”
Let me tell you, I was involved in organizing gangbangs in a major city, this was not once a thing.
robocall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Now give your sister a hug, and tell her you love her
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then cum on her face to make her feel seen.
thatradomguy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Idk what the original context of the image was supposed to be but I don’t even care tbh. 😂
FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Mentally preparing herself before cleaning I reckon
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I find this much more interesting than the meme. I’m wondering what exactly she is facing down there.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Xerxos@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
He could be a good bog brother and help her out /s
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Is it just my observationor are tattos a requirement for porn actors?
slappyfuck@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I think tattoos have become extremely commonplace, that’s all. I haven’t watched porn in many years, but I would guess it’s just a reflection of a general societal trend.
It shows up in the rantings and ravings of right wing nutjobs who lament these types of things. They once developed an AI to remove tattoos and make women dress more modestly, I have no doubt the porn is annoying them too.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 month ago
If you don’t watch porn, then you’re speculating. Porn aesthetics aren’t a simple mirror of “societal trends” they’re shaped by platform algorithms, niche markets, and performer branding.
Dragging in right-wing moral panic and some AI anecdote is just noise. Without firsthand exposure or actual data, this is guesswork, not insight.
Pacattack57@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They didn’t cum because she covered her eyes and hair. That’s the whole point isn’t it? AIM for the eyes
Etterra@discuss.online 1 month ago
It’s probably because of the tattoos.
BrilliantantTurd4361@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
[deleted]Etterra@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
Back atcha, but FR I don’t think I could hog l him up with that many bunny tattoos.
Knoxvomica@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That’s just like your opinion man. Tattoos do me in.
stiffyGlitch@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
a bukkake is crazy
also shouldn’t it be nobody “came”? it’d be more funnier (incorrect grammar intended)
maniel@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
nobody came;-)
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
A painful missed opportunity.
Vespair@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Ngl I thought dodging the obvious punchline was the punchline
vane@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Image
_stranger_@lemmy.world 1 month ago
we don’t know that. They may have blasted rope at some other bukakke party.