“Who is it?” is my go to.
currently busy 😅
Submitted 1 day ago by Buage_@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Comments
jimerson@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 13 hours ago
Password?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Hunter2
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I think you said something but I only heard *******
Hupf@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Iron and copper.
Evil_Incarnate@sopuli.xyz 9 hours ago
Ken sent me
raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Moan silently and rhythmically and make some rustling noises?
spittingimage@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
“Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
You just knock back, louder.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Bonus points if it’s Babadook-style
tigermountain@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I just say “occupied” with a certain degree of annoyance like “I’m in here now and I know you’re out there and I’ll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I’ll be in here as long as I need to be”.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
I get anxious and accidentally say “Ocupado” more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
"¿DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA?
tigermountain@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Lol. I forgot I used to say that too! It’s even better because it makes the person outside think you don’t speak English.
lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 hours ago
Just start screaming unhingedly.
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 1 day ago
“Occupado Senior”
*does not speak spanish
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 23 hours ago
I was going to say that I say “occupied” because I’m used to Spanish “ocupado”. Up until then I was never sure in English despite it being my native language.
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
You’re FINALLY here!
rumba@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
Occupado, Man
ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
wpb@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I haven’t found a reason to say anything.
SW42@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Gaza! I mean, occupied!
darthsundhaft@piefed.social 18 hours ago
Shits fired!
Nobody@anarchist.nexus 21 hours ago
“Go away! Baitin’!”
Ozymati@lemmy.nz 18 hours ago
“Go away! I’m 'baitin!”
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
I like money
VanRayInd@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I lay on a thick country accent and say “Oc-Yew-Pod-Oh!”
cRazi_man@europe.pub 23 hours ago
“I’ve been waiting for you”
Zidane@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
Simple “yo”
miked@piefed.social 20 hours ago
I do a loud, “eh, yo”
uuj8za@piefed.social 14 hours ago
Tú??
sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 hours ago
Ey yo? yo yo!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
OccuuuuuuPAAAADDDDOOO
fulcrummed@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
“This seat is taken” Forest Gump kids on the bus accent
Or “ok, but you’re gonna have to sit on my lap.”
FreddiesLantern@leminal.space 13 hours ago
opens door Step into my office, have a seat. Can I get you a coffee?
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
How chunky should it be?
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
“Just as prophecy foretold, you have come. Enter and meet your destiny!”
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
You. I’ve seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
lyrial@anarchist.nexus 17 hours ago
I’ve heard this line countless times.
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 17 hours ago
“Come in!”
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
“Daddy?”
REDACTED@infosec.pub 8 hours ago
“busy”
slight pause
“With myself”
RegularJoe@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
There’s no toilet paper. Have you got change for a $20?
boonhet@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
Sure. You prefer quarters or nickles?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Half dollars, ideally.
5ha99y@lemmus.org 10 hours ago
I only know crazily trying to open the door, because they don’t know what a locked door means…
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
“Go Around”
aesthelete@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Occupado homey