“Just as prophecy foretold, you have come. Enter and meet your destiny!”
currently busy 😅
Submitted 1 month ago by Buage_@piefed.social to [deleted]
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Comments
PlasticExistence@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
You. I’ve seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
lyrial@anarchist.nexus 1 month ago
I’ve heard this line countless times.
P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fuq orf am shiten
ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 1 month ago
When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said “Hey bub, you in there?”
“Hey, mom. Yea. I’m poopin’!”
“Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey.”
“Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I’m poopin’!”
Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, “Hey, I have shoes just like those.”
So, anyway… if your goal is to be memorable…
Hoimo@ani.social 1 month ago
When the story gives all the wrong details and none of the right ones.
Dagobah@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Did they meet because of you? I hope you told that story at their wedding.
TRock@feddit.dk 1 month ago
I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
nullify3112@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sorry babe I’m flying solo today
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re FINALLY here!
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
farts loudly
over_clox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Tomorrow happens to be my birthday.
Your comment reminds me to get an air horn…
📯
ratildarat@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
I say “occupation!” And I’m not even Spanish
Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Estoy Poopin!”
phorq@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Works better to tell them you’re embarrassed, or “embarazado” en español 😉
VinegarChunks@lemmus.org 1 month ago
“GO AROUND”
007ace@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Classic Mitch Hedberg. Its this or ‘Ocupado’ in a tiny high pitched voice every time.
I laugh every time.
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“The hole is in the right wall.”
electric_nan@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
“Come in!”
sunstoned@lemmus.org 1 month ago
“Come back with a warrant!”
groucho@retrolemmy.com 1 month ago
If they knock: a polite “I’ll be out in a moment”
If they bust in like some kind of shitting Kool-Aid man: a cheerful “HOWDY!” with sustained eye contact.
Frettchen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Besetzt
synestia@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
KEIN ZIMMER FREI! 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪
tigermountain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just say “occupied” with a certain degree of annoyance like “I’m in here now and I know you’re out there and I’ll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I’ll be in here as long as I need to be”.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I get anxious and accidentally say “Ocupado” more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
tigermountain@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lol. I forgot I used to say that too! It’s even better because it makes the person outside think you don’t speak English.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 month ago
"¿DONDE ESTA LA BIBLIOTECA?
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“C’mon in, water’s great!”
SlothMama@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me estoy cagando
ramble81@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Not sure you’re gonna want this”
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’ve passed 40 and I still just remain silent
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re risking this:
mastertigurius@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?
PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 1 month ago
A vocalisation of the Family Fortunes incorrect answer noise is my reply of choice.
restingOface@quokk.au 1 month ago
imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Come on in
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”
tetris11@feddit.uk 1 month ago
“Our cheeks have shared the same seat. We are butt brothers.”
VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Occupado
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Buage_@piefed.social 1 month ago
I stole this shitpost from reddit (as always) and the username was already censored
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I threw your image at tineye.com and found the uncensored version in five seconds of effort.
wpb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I haven’t found a reason to say anything.
canaryWart@programming.dev 1 month ago
Real wise guy over here
RegularJoe@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There’s no toilet paper. Have you got change for a $20?
boonhet@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Sure. You prefer quarters or nickles?
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Half dollars, ideally.
Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Sing! 🎶"Another one bites the dust… And another one down, another one down, Another one bites the dust,
… I’m gonna get you, too, Another one bites the dust… "🎶
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then fart to the beat
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I prefer “Push it” by Salt-N-Pepa
ViceroTempus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ask them if they want to play battle shits?
Bahnd@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I understoon that reference.
canaryWart@programming.dev 1 month ago
Green Wing?
sunbytes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If we’re thinking of the same movie, those “British” accents were so bad that they’ve stuck with me for 20 years.
I saw the movie ONCE
FluidBeef@quokk.au 1 month ago
Yes, come in?