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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  opens door Step into my office, have a seat. Can I get you a coffee?

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  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    How chunky should it be?

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Go Around”

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I uh… I said “Hello there.” It was instinct.

  I’m a little sad they didn’t say “General Kenobi” but you can’t win them all.

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  • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I sense a plot to destroy the toilet bowl

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A high pitched scream of terror.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Loud moan

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Who’s there?”

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Don’t say anything, make a loud fart sound.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hmm now that you say that, nobody’s mentioned clearing your throat

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• gaiussabinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wordless scream, works every time. Also laugh afterword.

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• Omnomnom9@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Password?

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• Nvermind@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Knock back

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• canaryWart@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Who’s there?”

  “No solicitors”

  “I’m full”

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No solicitors”

    Lawyer turns red and openly shits themselves

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• josephc@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I shit louder.

  Let the butt-song echo through the porcelain trumpet, that it might sound through the heavens.

  Summon the butt-cracken.

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  • FantasmaNaCasca@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Theoden: Yes. Yes! The horn of Helm Hammerhand shall sound in the deep…one last time! Gimli: Yes! [runs off to blow the horn]

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• jimerson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Who is it?” is my go to.

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Only works if we take turns!”

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “oh good you’re finally here!”

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  An ear splitting screech works just fine

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• yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “welcome! please have a sit”

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• Epp@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Nein! Ich habe farfrompoopen!”

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    farfrompoopen

    www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farfrompo…

    A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Just a sec, I’m doing the paperwork!”

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• jjlinux@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Fuck off” making sure to shout it as loud as the knock.

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• Ismay@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Want some ?

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• boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Image

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• SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Daddy?”

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And just like that, an AI learned everything necessary to respond when a restroom is busy…next step is to learn how to poop.

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• TR3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Now, this is a proper shitpost if I ever read one.

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yuuuup

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• sunbytes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “IT’S NOT FOR SALE”

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• craigers@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Occupado is my go to

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You just knock back, louder.

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Bonus points if it’s Babadook-style

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• 5ha99y@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I only know crazily trying to open the door, because they don’t know what a locked door means…

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