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• drre@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  besetzt

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  • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bin am kacken!

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Go Around”

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Shutter’s full!”

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• inconsistent_octopus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Just let loose a bloodcurdling scream

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• kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said “Hey bub, you in there?”

  “Hey, mom. Yea. I’m poopin’!”

  “Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey.”

  “Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I’m poopin’!”

  Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, “Hey, I have shoes just like those.”

  So, anyway… if your goal is to be memorable…

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  • Hoimo@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When the story gives all the wrong details and none of the right ones.

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  • Dagobah@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did they meet because of you? I hope you told that story at their wedding.

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• prime_number_314159@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “C’mon in, water’s great!”

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  farts loudly

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Tomorrow happens to be my birthday.

    Your comment reminds me to get an air horn…

    📯

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• groucho@retrolemmy.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they knock: a polite “I’ll be out in a moment”

  If they bust in like some kind of shitting Kool-Aid man: a cheerful “HOWDY!” with sustained eye contact.

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• Quexotic@infosec.pub ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sing! 🎶"Another one bites the dust… And another one down, another one down, Another one bites the dust,

  … I’m gonna get you, too, Another one bites the dust… "🎶

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Then fart to the beat

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer “Push it” by Salt-N-Pepa

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get out while you still can!

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• SlothMama@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me estoy cagando

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• ramble81@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Not sure you’re gonna want this”

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A high pitched scream of terror.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Loud moan

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• cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Who’s there?”

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And just like that, an AI learned everything necessary to respond when a restroom is busy…next step is to learn how to poop.

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• crystalmathadept@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just say Come In

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• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I uh… I said “Hello there.” It was instinct.

  I’m a little sad they didn’t say “General Kenobi” but you can’t win them all.

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  • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I sense a plot to destroy the toilet bowl

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• PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  A vocalisation of the Family Fortunes incorrect answer noise is my reply of choice.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Come on in

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• AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sup

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’ve passed 40 and I still just remain silent

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You’re risking this:

    youtu.be/JsthkWOCJn4

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    • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Been wondering about that, why do the Americans put such enormous gaps at the bottom of the bathroom stalls?

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  • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That’s the right move. The door is locked, they’ll figure it out

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      People are not smart.

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Aye, come in, I was just getting the place ready for you!”

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• Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  cough loudly

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• gaiussabinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Wordless scream, works every time. Also laugh afterword.

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• Omnomnom9@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Password?

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• TR3@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Now, this is a proper shitpost if I ever read one.

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• Nvermind@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Knock back

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Only works if we take turns!”

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  An ear splitting screech works just fine

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