currently busy 😅

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• AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Shutter’s full!”

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• Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  YEO!! Then I do my best to hurry because I know what it’s like to have a bathroom emergency.

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I just say “What?” Firm but kind. Unless you are yanking on the door then it’s “WHAT?”

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• ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Enter”.

  Or with a flare “Avanti!”.

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Jerry get the door!

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  You may be wondering why I asked you to come here today.

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• CatpainTypo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What is it now?

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah that’s right

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  🤌

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “It’s the REINFORCEMENTS! HUZZAH!”

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• chunk6235@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “There’s no door on this side, go around!”

  “Cover charge is $10”

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• fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  THANK GOD, I NEED A WITNESS!

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• quitthebiz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Go away, senator

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• VanRayInd@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I lay on a thick country accent and say “Oc-Yew-Pod-Oh!”

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• REDACTED@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “busy”

  slight pause

  “With myself”

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• AlecSadler@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Sup

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• rethnor@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I didn’t say anything, I put my full faith in the lock. If that isn’t enough of a hint then it’s their problem.

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• PacketPilgrim@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is why you always hold a little reserves on the public throne. Once someone comes a knockin’ you unleash the beast and make sure you get some of that bowl resonance reverb. They will say something like “OHHHH!!” and walk away shamefully.

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  shits and screams

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• fodor@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  … Well, uh, you can say nearly anything and they’ll go away.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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• belunos@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No room at the Inn, Mary

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• Sprinks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I usually shout “one minute”, “just a moment” or “in here”. For some reason people like to try the door again when i say “one minute”, though.

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• CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  OCCUPIED!

  But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼‍♀️

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• gabbath@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Best answer I found even though I don’t remember to apply it: just knock back.

  This happened to me more than once in… Bulgaria, I think? It was a long time ago.

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• Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I assume they are seeking information beyond just the obvious fact that I’m already occupying the stall. I will attempt to be charitable and volunteer how many more minutes I believe I’ll be

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• InFerNo@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Say nothing but try to get eye contact through the gap

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• Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  estoy pooping

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Get out while you still can!

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  “Aye, come in, I was just getting the place ready for you!”

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• Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  cough loudly

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The Jakes is occupied

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