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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Only works if we take turns!”

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t say anything, make a loud fart sound.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hmm now that you say that, nobody’s mentioned clearing your throat

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• Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• decolo@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  An ear splitting screech works just fine

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “oh good you’re finally here!”

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• Leviathan@fedinsfw.app ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  YEO!! Then I do my best to hurry because I know what it’s like to have a bathroom emergency.

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• Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Yuuuup

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I just say “What?” Firm but kind. Unless you are yanking on the door then it’s “WHAT?”

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• ThirdConsul@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Enter”.

  Or with a flare “Avanti!”.

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• rethnor@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I didn’t say anything, I put my full faith in the lock. If that isn’t enough of a hint then it’s their problem.

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• Lexam@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Jerry get the door!

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• PacketPilgrim@thelemmy.club ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is why you always hold a little reserves on the public throne. Once someone comes a knockin’ you unleash the beast and make sure you get some of that bowl resonance reverb. They will say something like “OHHHH!!” and walk away shamefully.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You may be wondering why I asked you to come here today.

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• CatpainTypo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What is it now?

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Yeah that’s right

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• 20cello@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  🤌

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• Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Usually just go with “nope” or some such.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Try “Yes, and…” next time. That’s the #1 rule.

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  shits and screams

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• fodor@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  … Well, uh, you can say nearly anything and they’ll go away.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.

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• Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  [Michael knocks on stall door] Big Joe Grizzly: Hey, buddy, just to give you a heads up, I got a taco supreme talking back at me, so I’m going to be a while. So do you mind waiting somewhere else and let me pass this beast in peace? [Michael knocks again] Big Joe Grizzly: Look, brother… if you’re looking for some kind of action, you better take it on the arches before I’m done dropping this load. Or you’re going to be one sorry a-hole. [Michael doesn’t leave] Big Joe Grizzly: Okay… you just hold on, Daisy. I’ve got something for you. [unsheathes knife, opens door] Big Joe Grizzly: Let me introduce myself. I’m Joe Grizzly, bitch. And I’m gonna cut that goddamn mask right off your face, you…

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The Jakes is occupied

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• STUNT_GRANNY@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “DON’T ANSWER!”

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• slowmorella@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Nope”

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Who’s there?

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• guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Start a conversation, with all that.

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