Ozymati

@Ozymati@lemmy.nz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would Sam Altman have any idea what humans enjoy?⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I like being busy with my own projects not the ones I do so I can live indoors and eat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of this dick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it reasonable to tell a person you once loved about the fact years later?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t love her. You barely know her. It’s been years, you have no idea what she thinks, what she’s done, what she would do, etc.

  What you love is some ideas you have about her.

  You never dated her. You never saw what she was like outside of class, at home, at work, with her friends. You don’t know if she’s honest, or cruel. You don’t know what her political beliefs are, or her religion. Would she kick a puppy? Is she an addict? Is she selfish or generous? Is she clean or slovenly? Does she have a partner? Does she have kids? Is she even hetero?

  This is all aside from the fact that you’re imagining a connection that you know isn’t there. Telling her has nothing to do with her and everything to do with your own ego.

  This way of thinking with the fantasy of loving someone you don’t really know and the idea that your feelings years later are important enough to barge into her life with a confession of love without even finding out who she actually is and what her circumstances are… This is a red flag that even in the incredibly unlikely event that she’s single and into you, you are not going to be good for her.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re alone when you walk past it, it’ll mug you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Engine auto-off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wash your hands after you truckburete

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloudflare Employee records her final meeting where HR tries to fire her⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Not having to pay a redundancy package? Or just sociopaths in the management team.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Redditor when women⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Windows: we noticed that you kept the useless search bar disabled since 2015, so we sent an update that re-enabled it without your permission⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Windows: You will use Bing. Resistance is futile.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do empty nesters deal with over cooking?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago⁩:

  Just start feeding the neighbour teenager. Bottomless pit just waiting for all your spare cooking.

  Or, halve the recipes. If you don’t cook enough you can always top up with a snack.