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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨nave@lemmy.zip⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • zoostation@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The guy being more upvoted is the most Reddit thing

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    • 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Homie, that “guy” is also a woman

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      • dlpkl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        On dog, everyone internet. No one know human

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      • MBM@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean, duh. Everyone on the internet is just women pretending to be men.

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      • zoostation@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There are no women on the internet.

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      • 0xD@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nice Username!

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  • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?

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    • Afghaniscran@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      our own points of view

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      • MargotRobbie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        … OK, first time I’ve ever got this reaction for something I thought that was pretty obvious.

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      • Land_Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Excellent gif from and excellent animated movie.

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    • bob_wiley@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not that people don’t think women have the capability. There is just a general assumption that they’re smart enough not to waste their time with it and they have better things to do, like actual hobbies and friends/family to see.

      When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.

      Why do you assume the assumption that everyone is a guy online is somehow the result of a negative view on women?

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      • wombatula@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids

        Wow… there’s a lot to unpack here… have you ever met a woman before?

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      • Darkhoof@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I choose to believe your post is finely crafted satire.

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      • idiomaddict@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m a woman. My most frequently practiced hobbies are watching my fiancé cook, playing with my cat, dicking around on the internet, and playing word games. Because hobbies are to relax and I’m working and getting a Masters. When I had more time, I also danced a bunch and played Pokémon go.

        The things the women in your life are doing, is providing service for the people around them, through food, knitted goods, and photo albums. Women also want a break, but we don’t get one if no one in our lives gives us one.

        Six years ago, my terrible ex would have said that I loved reading organizational blogs and baking, but that’s because he was a slob whose family had weekly parties that I was expected to bake for. Maybe all the women in your life are stepford bots, but maybe you should try learning to knit or cook with some of them, and see if they branch out or just need some help.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.

        Are there any women you know who aren’t housewives?

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      • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m a woman and I do knit and bake as a hobby, I also 3d print and design, do some robotics and I’m a cybersecurity professional. I have joined and participate in online communities for all of those TBF the crochet community in Reddit is one of the most awesome and welcoming i have ever seen.

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      • I_Clean_Here@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nice neckbeard energy you got there. Especially how you tried to double down and all. My lady’ing the shit out of this.

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      • bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sorry about the grainy, difficult to read image. I am on mobile and couldn’t find a better version right now.

        I think you might have misunderstood one of the primary internet rules “There are no girls on the internet.”

        If you squint, you’ll work it out.

        i.imgur.io/f2rLQ_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=th…

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      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Skill issue

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      • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If they are so busy with all of that, who is going to do the dishes?

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  • oldGregg@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fake + gay

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    • ZeroCool@feddit.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Top 5 Creatures of Folklore according to Redditors:

      • Chupacabra
      • The Jersey Devil
      • Bigfoot
      • Mothman
      • Women on the internet
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      • TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There are no women on the internet. Men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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      • TommySalami@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t even have mothman as number 1, what are they even doing. That bizarre being is a hero, and he deserves respect.

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      • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Where is Spezmen?

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    • Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Women were invented by plumbers to sell more public bathrooms

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  • affiliate@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist

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    • Ozymati@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.

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      • areyouevenreal@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.

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    • kerrypacker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Must be in one of those countries where women can use the internet.

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  • anonono@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    People always forget about the rules of the internet.

    Rule 29: On the internet men are men, women are also men, and kids are undercover FBI agents.

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    • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Which is weird when you think about Rule 31: Tits or GTFO—the choice is yours.

      And to that I say…

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      • Okokimup@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’ve never know men to be resistant to sending a dick pic. You don’t even have to ask.

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      • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        moobs

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      • AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        This is brave

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    • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Hello I am 5 years old and vulnerable 🖐️😩🖐️

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    • Seudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And if they do tits or gtfo!

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    • Willer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I had a three point argument ready on why that line is not sexist but i forgor 💀

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      • Texas_Hangover@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        As I understand it, most girls on the internet are in fact dudes out to scam poor simple thirsty motherfuckers like us, so “tits or gtfo” is simply a type of verification process to protect ourselves 😇

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  • bquintb@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There are no women on the internet

    /s

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    • z500@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The Internet, where men are men, women are men, and children are FBI agents.

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      • TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Men are 12 year old boys, women are adult men, and children are either FBI agents or catfishing pedophiles.

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    • pascal@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There are no women on the internet

      !i.imgur.com/f2rLQ.png

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      • Theharpyeagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Holy incel, batman!

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      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • pissclumps@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Everyone on the Internet is male until proven female

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    • WindowsEnjoyer@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Women is haram

      /s

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Reddit is a sausagefest and no, woman, you can’t have any sausage!

        /s² = -/s

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    • NotMaster@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How can women be real if our eyes aren’t!

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      • havokdj@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sometimes I wonder if he was trying to be deep somehow or if he just dropped a 10 sheet before going on twitter.

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      • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The MOON hides FROM ME

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    • Seudo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      /s

      The reddit taint is strong with this one.

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      • vale@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        you know that /s has been around since the discussion board days before Reddit was even a thing right?

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  • AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought it was fun when I read a reddit story and at the end realize I was imagining the wrong gender. Then I would reread the story and it made a lot more sense, like a movie with a twist ending and flashbacks to previous scenes.

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    • systemglitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ve done that many times

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  • DunkelLicht@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I mean, the irony is that there are even less women on lemmy than on reddit so like…

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    • Sheeple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Im a woman so

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      • AquaTofana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        There are dozens of us! Dozens!

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      [citation needed]

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      more femboys, at least percentually, though worth it

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    • FollyDolly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Checking in, am also women.

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    • stebo02@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      in percentage or in total?

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      part-time woman here

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    • Lazylazycat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Also women here, hi.

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    • Nima@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      oh yeah dude, totally.

      (I am a woman)

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There also the ones that one would think it’s a woman, because of the username.

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  • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Women are a liberal lie

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    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      true conservatives are extremely buff and only hang out with equally buff men at all times, including bed.

      if women existed then sleeping with them would be a profoundly beta move.

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    • lars@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Stuff that doesn’t exist is the stuff of conservative nightmares. This story checks out.

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  • archonet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dating is different for gay people? Since when? I’m gay and dating is a neverending slog of trying to find one decent functional adult in a sea of jackasses. How is this different?

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    • Saneless@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Does one person in the relationship take forever to get ready or for 2 men do they just decide to go out and 3 minutes later leave the house?

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Really? I have heard differently. I mean it’s true in the dating sense of searching for relationships. However if you are single I hear getting laid is waaaay easier. They just straight up ask and go. So I’m told. What the hell do I know?

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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The updoots tell a harrowing tale.

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  • EfreetSK@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Back in the day we had a rules of the internet and they were clear: there are no women on tge internet. So …

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  • Da_Boom@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait! Girls EXIST on the internet ‽‽‽ /s

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  • SuddenlyBlowGreen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Ah yes, the old “I reject your reality and substitute my own”.

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  • HawlSera@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve noted that for some reason society in general seems clueless that women actually exist

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My homie need to go touch grass

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  • MasterNerd@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah dude liking dicks is hella gay

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  • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Does… does this mean we finally killed heteronormativity? /j

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  • mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sorry but the upvotes determine the truth here.

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  • BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This genius and his two sock puppets are really crushing the comment section. You always have to insert a lol in order to convey the levity of your position when shitting on the plebs from a great height.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s red’s username? PM_ME_YOUR_TITS?

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  • grayman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is a woman?

    Clearly not that dude!

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  • TvanBuuren@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This goes to show how rare a women is on there ;)

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  • beanz00_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    this is the most reddit thing i have seen in my life

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  • Jay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Maybe he’s just joking?

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  • stephfinitely@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh I always for get that since my a women I can’t be in the internet.

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  • Octavio@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They would never get that riddle where the surgeon turns out to be the kid’s mom.

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  • JPJones@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stop hitting yourself.

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  • gylotip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    @nave@lemmy.zip

    Hello, can we get the link of that Reddit post?

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