Cruxifux
@Cruxifux@lemmy.world
- Comment on Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box) 7 months ago:
Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.
- Comment on Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box) 7 months ago:
Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.
- Comment on Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box) 7 months ago:
“Everyone loves hiking”
Lie detected
- Comment on Beauty and the beast 7 months ago:
Here comes Belle, singing her daily song of how much we all suck.
- Comment on First day at The Daily Wire 7 months ago:
Lmao “I’m gonna have to start locking my desk”
- Comment on Nickelodeon shows are getting weird 7 months ago:
Least rapey pope moment
- Comment on thats why my characters are always in their underwear 7 months ago:
Oh dope. Maybe I will have to revisit it.
- Comment on thats why my characters are always in their underwear 7 months ago:
Oh seriously? Thank god because that equipment system they had was horrible.
- Comment on Jon Stewart Deconstructs Trump’s "Victimless" $450 Million Fraud | The Daily Show 7 months ago:
Well that’s definitely part of it
- Comment on Homer 7 months ago:
Homer is like average North American weight now haha
- Comment on Put a ring on it? 7 months ago:
That scene always had me like “damn elf, Frodo and Bilbo, two bumpkin ass hobbits didn’t let the ring fully control them, yet your holier than thou 1000 year old magical elf ass goes full asshole after being around it for 2 seconds? Y’all weak as fuck.”
- Comment on Jon Stewart Deconstructs Trump’s "Victimless" $450 Million Fraud | The Daily Show 7 months ago:
Yeah seriously. They should go after every guy who’s done shit like this, in every state. That’s what they’d do if the establishment was even half assed competent. But they aren’t willing to do that, because they’re either donors or elites don’t attack elites or whatever the reason may be, but it’s lending credence to the “this is a trump witch hunt” narrative.
- Comment on Jon Stewart Deconstructs Trump’s "Victimless" $450 Million Fraud | The Daily Show 7 months ago:
How the fuck can 450m dollar fraud be victimless
- Comment on He did nothing wrong 7 months ago:
If you do white face, but you’re doing it to impersonate a black man, is that racist?
- Comment on You jaded pessimists 7 months ago:
Volunteering locally and not watching the news has helped me immensely with my ennui and depressive nihilism.
- Comment on A accurate depiction of how our laws are tyrannical 7 months ago:
My wife loves that guy.
I’m certain at least some of his videos are staged though.
Still great entertainment.
- Comment on MOOSEY 7 months ago:
That’s fucked, I never thought of that.
- Comment on Lemmy.world be like 8 months ago:
Yeah but human nature so unelected rich people should control everything and slowly enslave me more and more. This is the best possible system because of my vague abstract idea of human nature.
- Comment on Social media 8 months ago:
I’m the sage and the nihilist at the same time
- Comment on Even the $44 billion didn't help. 8 months ago:
Unless you actually want it scrubbed.
I’m reminded every year on my Facebook memories of this fact when I posted the Donald Trump Iprah interview where he said he’d run as a Republican because they’re the dumbest voters and we had a long conversation about it in my feed, and the video is removed. And every instance of it is gone. And snopes has a fake fact check on it, claiming it was from a magazine and was false. And people have discussions about it being a Mandela effect thing.
Except we quote it in our conversations on my old Facebook post.
The internet is not a bastion of unfettered memory that cannot be manipulated. That whole thing shattered that illusion for me.
- Comment on Total lack of respect. 8 months ago:
Reminds me of dr. Bright from SCP
- Comment on The Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. 8 months ago:
Nope, just of sexual abuse. Which is, like…. Come on New York what’s the fucking difference here? Especially when you hear the story of what happened. I don’t understand how they talked the court down from rape to sexual abuse.
- Comment on Spider cats 8 months ago:
The videos of it are cute too. The little frogs follow the spiders around and do a little squishy squishy underneath them where they’re safe and protected by their big strong spider pals.
- Comment on What is the word for someone who is friends with different groups but doesn't have loyalty to any one group? 8 months ago:
Turncoat, two-faced, quisling, crony?
- Comment on [United States] Gender wage gap persists in 2023: Women are paid roughly 22% less than men on average 8 months ago:
It’s a narrative that feeds a culture war. It diverts away from the actual wage gap problem, and that’s working class vs the elite.
- Comment on If I see one more jeans post, I'm going get my jun out 8 months ago:
I’m going to pump you full of jullets.
- Comment on Major US corporations threaten to return labor to ‘law of the jungle’ 8 months ago:
Someone should just redacted musk already
- Comment on [deleted] 9 months ago:
I think a lot of profiles like this are combinations of fake accounts for jokes and mean personalized prank attacks on people.
Taking some girl from your schools Facebook picture with her dad and putting it on tinder to make it look like you’re fucking your dad sounds exactly like something a mean high school kid would do to someone else.
- Comment on The front fell off 10 months ago:
Haha sorry I meant the top image
- Comment on The front fell off 10 months ago:
What is this from?