Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box)

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• Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Everyone loves hiking”

  Lie detected

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  • SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly you’ve not been on tinder any time in the last 10 years. If tinder profiles are correct, literally everyone looooves hiking

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Everyone thinks they love hiking until they hike without trails.

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    • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.

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    • theneverfox@pawb.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      In fairness, hiking is a great first date. Shared goal, nice scenery, and you can just talk about what you read about the length, difficulty, view of the hike if you’re flailing for smalltalk

      Then you hike, and you can point out what you see or ask random philosophical questions with time to think in silence without it being weird

      And then, you spend some time seeing a nice view, maybe have a small picnic, and by the time you get back you already know each other without the awkward “interview” stage of a first date

      If tinder wasn’t a cesspool at this point, I’d probably have it in my profile

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    • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Back in the day, I got so sick of seeing it that I just put: “I hate hiking, bonfires, and beaches.” It worked out pretty well.

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  • Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t say I love it, but I don’t mind hiking, trees and mountains are cool. I also live in a part of new england where it’s basically just trees mountains and hills so any sort of walking around turns into a hike

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    • Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.

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• MsPenguinette@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m so callaced to click bait ads that taking a moment to actually read one has me just confused

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  • Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … Do you mean calloused?

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    • d00ery@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      … I think they mean calcified, it’s how I feel at least.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  merrily wabbajacking everything in the forest

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I am, by far, the last person on earth who should ever hold the wabbajack

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    • BroBot9000@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There are far too many people out there in desperate need of a good wabbajacking!

      I too shouldn’t be allowed to use it.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re a cinnamon roll, you get a Daedra, you’re on fire and frozen somehow, you get put in a Soul Gem…

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I don’t get the original lmao

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  • EvilLootbox@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t get either of them…

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    • Ozy@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      person holding the “Wabbajack”, a weapon in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim™ that morphs entities into something else. Very powerful and funny weapon

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• fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The dude in front of the cameraperson doesn’t now they’re about to become a sweet roll

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