I’m so callaced to click bait ads that taking a moment to actually read one has me just confused
Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box)
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Moghul@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… Do you mean calloused?
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 month ago
… I think they mean calcified, it’s how I feel at least.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 month ago
merrily wabbajacking everything in the forest
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
I am, by far, the last person on earth who should ever hold the wabbajack
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 month ago
There are far too many people out there in desperate need of a good wabbajacking!
I too shouldn’t be allowed to use it.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You’re a cinnamon roll, you get a Daedra, you’re on fire and frozen somehow, you get put in a Soul Gem…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t get the original lmao
EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I don’t get either of them…
Ozy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
person holding the “Wabbajack”, a weapon in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim™ that morphs entities into something else. Very powerful and funny weapon
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
The dude in front of the cameraperson doesn’t now they’re about to become a sweet roll
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
“Everyone loves hiking”
Lie detected
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Clearly you’ve not been on tinder any time in the last 10 years. If tinder profiles are correct, literally everyone looooves hiking
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Everyone thinks they love hiking until they hike without trails.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 month ago
In fairness, hiking is a great first date. Shared goal, nice scenery, and you can just talk about what you read about the length, difficulty, view of the hike if you’re flailing for smalltalk
Then you hike, and you can point out what you see or ask random philosophical questions with time to think in silence without it being weird
And then, you spend some time seeing a nice view, maybe have a small picnic, and by the time you get back you already know each other without the awkward “interview” stage of a first date
If tinder wasn’t a cesspool at this point, I’d probably have it in my profile
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Back in the day, I got so sick of seeing it that I just put: “I hate hiking, bonfires, and beaches.” It worked out pretty well.
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wouldn’t say I love it, but I don’t mind hiking, trees and mountains are cool. I also live in a part of new england where it’s basically just trees mountains and hills so any sort of walking around turns into a hike
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.