I’m so callaced to click bait ads that taking a moment to actually read one has me just confused
Saw this fucking ad so I had to fix it (original add in post box)
Submitted 1 year ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to [deleted]
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MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Moghul@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… Do you mean calloused?
d00ery@lemmy.world 1 year ago
… I think they mean calcified, it’s how I feel at least.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
merrily wabbajacking everything in the forest
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
I am, by far, the last person on earth who should ever hold the wabbajack
BroBot9000@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There are far too many people out there in desperate need of a good wabbajacking!
I too shouldn’t be allowed to use it.
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You’re a cinnamon roll, you get a Daedra, you’re on fire and frozen somehow, you get put in a Soul Gem…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t get the original lmao
EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I don’t get either of them…
Ozy@lemmy.world 1 year ago
person holding the “Wabbajack”, a weapon in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim™ that morphs entities into something else. Very powerful and funny weapon
fl42v@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
The dude in front of the cameraperson doesn’t now they’re about to become a sweet roll
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
“Everyone loves hiking”
Lie detected
SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Clearly you’ve not been on tinder any time in the last 10 years. If tinder profiles are correct, literally everyone looooves hiking
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Everyone thinks they love hiking until they hike without trails.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, I’ve never used tinder.
theneverfox@pawb.social 1 year ago
In fairness, hiking is a great first date. Shared goal, nice scenery, and you can just talk about what you read about the length, difficulty, view of the hike if you’re flailing for smalltalk
Then you hike, and you can point out what you see or ask random philosophical questions with time to think in silence without it being weird
And then, you spend some time seeing a nice view, maybe have a small picnic, and by the time you get back you already know each other without the awkward “interview” stage of a first date
If tinder wasn’t a cesspool at this point, I’d probably have it in my profile
thesohoriots@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Back in the day, I got so sick of seeing it that I just put: “I hate hiking, bonfires, and beaches.” It worked out pretty well.
Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Wouldn’t say I love it, but I don’t mind hiking, trees and mountains are cool. I also live in a part of new england where it’s basically just trees mountains and hills so any sort of walking around turns into a hike
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah hiking is okay. But I like to exercise. People who like to exercise are in a huge minority.