a white twenty year old typed this
MOOSEY
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tourist@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Pretty much the ideal victim
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Wish they hadn’t
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it’s more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That honey mussy.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 1 year ago
so it’s male meese repeatedly saying “what’s up?” in increasingly menacing tones
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“AYO WHO’S LOOKIN’ FOR THESE HOOVES OUT HERE‽”
“Me.” BAM
OpenStars@startrek.website 1 year ago
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Sometimes.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 year ago
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
And you don’t even report it, because it’s super fucking emabarassing.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
So… We’re the siren song.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Moossy
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Ah so that’s what zim meant when he said “I’ll leave you to your moosey fate”
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 year ago
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 1 year ago
I love these wild takes of the Internet that… Like yeah. Totally nailed it.
It’s fucking insane but, doesn’t make it less accurate.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
As a queer person, this is a very real danger when trolling for dick on Grindr. It could turn out to be a homophobe looking to kill a gay person.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s fucked, I never thought of that.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
These are certainly quite some words.
Moose@moose.best 1 year ago
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.
Technus@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one’s ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 1 year ago
Robbed ?
What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov…
Sorry this is a very grim case but it’s very famous in France.
Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
kautau@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Fuck all of those people. And only the “mastermind” behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole