a white twenty year old typed this
MOOSEY
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tourist@lemmy.world 2 years ago
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Pretty much the ideal victim
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Wish they hadn’t
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Most hunting calls actually simulate male animals, so it’s more they get shot looking for a fight than pussy.
jballs@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Or maybe they’re looking for that moose-bussy
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That honey mussy.
nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee 2 years ago
so it’s male meese repeatedly saying “what’s up?” in increasingly menacing tones
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
“AYO WHO’S LOOKIN’ FOR THESE HOOVES OUT HERE‽”
“Me.” BAM
OpenStars@startrek.website 2 years ago
Life is pain. Sometimes the sex is real.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Sex is pain. Sometimes the life is real.
TxzK@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
Sex is life. Sometimes pain is real.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
Sometimes.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 years ago
When it happens to people, it’s called “pig butchering”, and your new bae cleans out your life savings/crypto wallets and/or persuades you to fly a suitcase of cocaine across an international border.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
And you don’t even report it, because it’s super fucking emabarassing.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
So… We’re the siren song.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Raptor_007@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I will always upvote Extra Fabulous Comics. There’s some genius in the “hello” formality followed by the immediate crass of “lemme get that dick” that I find inordinately hilarious.
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I like the idea (at least in the Percy Jackson novels) that listening to the song will make you wiser, but the only lesson is looking out for red flags
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Moossy
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Ah so that’s what zim meant when he said “I’ll leave you to your moosey fate”
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 2 years ago
OOP is not wrong, I never thought about it like that.
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 years ago
I love these wild takes of the Internet that… Like yeah. Totally nailed it.
It’s fucking insane but, doesn’t make it less accurate.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 year ago
As a queer person, this is a very real danger when trolling for dick on Grindr. It could turn out to be a homophobe looking to kill a gay person.
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That’s fucked, I never thought of that.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
These are certainly quite some words.
Moose@moose.best 2 years ago
shiiiiid, i guess thats me
The_Tired_Horizon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
There have been several killings in the UK where someone faked being a girl/woman to lure someone to their death.
Technus@lemmy.zip 2 years ago
I mean, this happens to people too. You think no one’s ever gotten catfished into meeting up with someone just to get robbed?
TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I never thought about that. Those fucking catfish are just hunting without a permit.
myusernameis@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Yeah, but only because a human license is stupid hard to get. I blame the government.
Tetsuo@jlai.lu 2 years ago
Robbed ?
What about tortured for weeks and then killed ?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Ilan_Halimi?wprov…
Sorry this is a very grim case but it’s very famous in France.
Dude thought he was going for a date with the cute girl from a local shop. Ended up being horribly tortured. This gang used women as bait frequently.
kautau@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fuck all of those people. And only the “mastermind” behind it was sentenced to life in prison. Everyone implicated should have received life in prison with no chance of parole