Patches
@Patches@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on [deleted] 7 months ago:
Did y’all watch the same movie?
He for sure tried to stop the balrog from making the worst mistake of his life. He just didn’t listen.
- Comment on Anon has an asexual gf 8 months ago:
Modern Jesus
I think they pronounce it “HeyZeus” these days.
- Comment on Royal Mail insists it will keep fining innocent victims of counterfeit stamps 8 months ago:
I see those who grew up with Zero Tolerance are finally learning to apply it elsewhere.
- Comment on Live Nation/Ticket Master won't give you your tickets unless you install their app 8 months ago:
I, for one, am looking forward to be $.0036 Check in the mail. Any day now…
- Comment on Death-bed confession rule 8 months ago:
Yes he did right after he murdered his wife.
- Comment on imagine it!! 8 months ago:
Yes but then you breathe them in. Bit like recycling
- Comment on imagine it!! 8 months ago:
You can’t outrun your diet especially when it consists of millions of human skin cells.
- Comment on Legend has it that the songwriters true name was still not shown 8 months ago:
Is that John Eldering’s Dad?
- Comment on All billionaires under 30 have inherited their wealth, research finds 8 months ago:
earn
- Comment on Is the combined knowledge of humanity safer than it has ever been? 8 months ago:
Digital Copies don’t last long at all.
Even if they did - you would still need a method of extracting the in information.
Physical Copies already have a method of extraction - Eyeballs.
- Comment on All billionaires under 30 have inherited their wealth, research finds 8 months ago:
Only one way to find out.
- Comment on All billionaires under 30 have inherited their wealth, research finds 8 months ago:
TIL: Everyone who has been alive less than 1 Billion Seconds and has over 1 Billion Dollars needs to be eaten, and their wealth forcibly distributed.
- Comment on Derps of Tiktok 8 months ago:
Who tf is CoolMatt
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 8 months ago:
A lot of these people grew up being called “The Black Kim” or “The Fat Jesse” because there are only so many standard names.
I mean I am one of 15 people in my company with the same first name, and 3 of which have the same first name, last name. I spent easily an hour per pay period forwarding emails to the correct parties.
I get the concept but it’s a bit too far.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 8 months ago:
Sorry Trayden xXx PuSSy SlAyer 42069 is taken. You’ll have to pick another name.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 8 months ago:
Best hope Leviathan doesn’t have a weight problem… I can hear the jokes already.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 8 months ago:
Eigh u do dis?
FTFY
- Comment on Door 8 months ago:
Love that it’s not even consistent space after every comma, like, this.
- Comment on Don't call before 9, my minutes aren't free 8 months ago:
Ay but there are still notification chimes
- Comment on Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice 8 months ago:
Fake News: The FDA would never protect you from petrochem.
- Comment on Anon buys an air fryer 8 months ago:
A convection Oven means a fan in the oven to move the hot air around.
An Air Fryer typically has a fan that moves a alot of air, and typically in a much smaller space such the super heated air moves quickly all over.
- Comment on Anon buys an air fryer 8 months ago:
Ninja
- Comment on What do you see that you wish others saw? 8 months ago:
I went from a 9, or even a 10 - because I don’t even see a single star with the hard rock sending up a giant skylight 24/7.
To a 3 and it blows my mind every time I look up at night.
You really do feel connected to the past realizing this is the same sky we’ve had the entire time we’ve been on this planet.
- Comment on What do you see that you wish others saw? 8 months ago:
Then what happens?
People die is what happens. Societal upheaval doesn’t happen peacefully. Unfortunately.
- Comment on What do you see that you wish others saw? 8 months ago:
I don’t hear most of it consciously but I do feel the wave of comfort.
I think it is mostly the Fridge. That thing loud AF and is always making noise.
- Comment on Not buying a shaver from Philips again.. 8 months ago:
Just on a regularly occurring basis. They were always the failure point in my devices.
Absolutely garbage durability.
- Comment on Not buying a shaver from Philips again.. 8 months ago:
Type B or Micro USB is the worst cable ever created. Change my mind.
- Comment on Larian Started Work on Baldur's Gate 3 DLC, Then Canceled It: "The Studio Was Elated" 8 months ago:
Thank you for answering my question. That makes more sense.
- Comment on Larian Started Work on Baldur's Gate 3 DLC, Then Canceled It: "The Studio Was Elated" 8 months ago:
Is anyone else still confused
Larian is somehow an independent enough to tell Hasbro to go fuck themselves but not independent enough that Hasbro told them to layoff people, and they said ‘okay’.
Are they independent? Or are they not?
- Comment on I bet this is what Colin Jost did 8 months ago:
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself