JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
I bet this is what Colin Jost did
Submitted 1 year ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52c7d0db-0976-4e87-b9af-3c4958255385.jpeg
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
poke@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Least down bad Lemmy user
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 year ago
No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).
Assman@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Jesus sees everything 😏
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 1 year ago
That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, I’m every photo.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
Cheskaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…
nick@midwest.social 1 year ago
He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
notnotmike@programming.dev 1 year ago
How do you know the image isn’t flipped?
marble@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Are you saying she’s actually Australian?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Engagement ring, left hand.
xilophor@lemmy.world 1 year ago
you also have 6 fingers?
pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Am I the only one counting the fingers here…bah who cares anymore.
qprimed@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wy can’t I find a girl with 13 fingers like in the pictures?
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 1 year ago
It’s ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
don@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
HubertManne@kbin.social 1 year ago
You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Oh, that’s where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 1 year ago
honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
thorbot@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Is ScarJo a lefty?
lseif@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
She says she’s an independant but she always supports the Democrats
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Stop, I can only get so erect.
s_s@lemm.ee 1 year ago
She’s holding the pen like she’s a lefty overwriter.
dephyre@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Image
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 1 year ago
That lucky sumbitch
CptEnder@lemmy.world 1 year ago
She is lucky