JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
I bet this is what Colin Jost did
Submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52c7d0db-0976-4e87-b9af-3c4958255385.jpeg
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
poke@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Least down bad Lemmy user
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 8 months ago
No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).
Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Jesus sees everything 😏
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 months ago
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 8 months ago
That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, I’m every photo.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
Cheskaz@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…
nick@midwest.social 8 months ago
He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
notnotmike@programming.dev 8 months ago
How do you know the image isn’t flipped?
marble@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.
Klear@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Are you saying she’s actually Australian?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Engagement ring, left hand.
xilophor@lemmy.world 8 months ago
you also have 6 fingers?
pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Am I the only one counting the fingers here…bah who cares anymore.
qprimed@lemmy.ml 8 months ago
no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wy can’t I find a girl with 13 fingers like in the pictures?
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 8 months ago
It’s ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
don@lemm.ee 8 months ago
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
HubertManne@kbin.social 8 months ago
You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Oh, that’s where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 8 months ago
honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
thorbot@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Is ScarJo a lefty?
lseif@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
She says she’s an independant but she always supports the Democrats
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Stop, I can only get so erect.
s_s@lemm.ee 8 months ago
She’s holding the pen like she’s a lefty overwriter.
dephyre@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Image
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That lucky sumbitch
CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
She is lucky