JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
I bet this is what Colin Jost did
Submitted 2 years ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52c7d0db-0976-4e87-b9af-3c4958255385.jpeg
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 years ago
poke@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Least down bad Lemmy user
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 years ago
No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).
Assman@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Jesus sees everything 😏
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 2 years ago
That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 years ago
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, I’m every photo.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
Cheskaz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…
nick@midwest.social 2 years ago
He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
notnotmike@programming.dev 2 years ago
How do you know the image isn’t flipped?
marble@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.
Klear@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Are you saying she’s actually Australian?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Engagement ring, left hand.
xilophor@lemmy.world 2 years ago
you also have 6 fingers?
pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
Am I the only one counting the fingers here…bah who cares anymore.
qprimed@lemmy.ml 2 years ago
no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wy can’t I find a girl with 13 fingers like in the pictures?
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 years ago
It’s ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
don@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
HubertManne@kbin.social 2 years ago
You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Oh, that’s where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
thorbot@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 2 years ago
honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Is ScarJo a lefty?
lseif@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
She says she’s an independant but she always supports the Democrats
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Stop, I can only get so erect.
s_s@lemm.ee 2 years ago
She’s holding the pen like she’s a lefty overwriter.
dephyre@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Image
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That lucky sumbitch
CptEnder@lemmy.world 2 years ago
She is lucky