JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS
I bet this is what Colin Jost did
Submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to memes@sopuli.xyz
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/52c7d0db-0976-4e87-b9af-3c4958255385.jpeg
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feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
poke@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Least down bad Lemmy user
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Jesus sees everything 😏
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?
Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.
But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?
You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.
Tsk tsk.
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You got me!
To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.
Patches@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself
MargotRobbie@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, I’m every photo.
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.
Cheskaz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…
nick@midwest.social 11 months ago
He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.
notnotmike@programming.dev 11 months ago
How do you know the image isn’t flipped?
marble@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.
Klear@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Are you saying she’s actually Australian?
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Engagement ring, left hand.
xilophor@lemmy.world 11 months ago
you also have 6 fingers?
pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Am I the only one counting the fingers here…bah who cares anymore.
qprimed@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Wy can’t I find a girl with 13 fingers like in the pictures?
AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 11 months ago
It’s ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal
don@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?
HubertManne@kbin.social 11 months ago
You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Oh, that’s where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.
LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.
thorbot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is ScarJo a lefty?
lseif@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
She says she’s an independant but she always supports the Democrats
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Stop, I can only get so erect.
s_s@lemm.ee 11 months ago
She’s holding the pen like she’s a lefty overwriter.
dephyre@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Image
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That lucky sumbitch
CptEnder@lemmy.world 11 months ago
She is lucky