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I bet this is what Colin Jost did

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • dephyre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That lucky sumbitch

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      • CptEnder@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        She is lucky

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  • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    JESUS HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE BREASTS

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    • poke@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Least down bad Lemmy user

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      • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No, thats just a caps lock & comma mishap - they are asking Jesus a question (I assume something monograph or poultry related).

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jesus sees everything 😏

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  • MargotRobbie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Or perhaps she’s disappointed you didn’t even make the effort to know that a marriage certificate has to be signed at the county clerk’s office instead of on the red carpet to be valid?

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    • Ulvain@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Well huh. I was going to post: “you know who wouldn’t have fallen for that? Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie, that’s who”.

      But I enter the thread and who do I see, posting in the middle of the work day no less?

      You guessed it. Esteemed academy awards nominated actress Margot Robbie.

      Tsk tsk.

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      • MargotRobbie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You got me!

        To make up for it, can I have your autograph on a receipt for at least like 20 copies of “Barbie” on collector’s edition Blu-ray? I’m a big fan.

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    • Patches@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It just has to be signed in front of a notary. You can become a notary for $150. Though you cannot notarize yourself

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      • MargotRobbie@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s true only in a few states in the US, and at least in California, not all notaries can do this.

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

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  • Son_of_dad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way Scarlett looks at Colin. Honestly go Google photos of them, she’s always so enamoured with him, I’m every photo.

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Women like funny men with good personalities, modest good looks help too.

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      • Cheskaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I mean, Colin Jost has a lot more than modest good looks…

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  • nick@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He she’s left handed like me. Clearly we’re meant for each other, suck it Jost.

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    • notnotmike@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      How do you know the image isn’t flipped?

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      • marble@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Because the writing at the top is the right way round, duh.

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      • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are you saying she’s actually Australian?

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      • feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Engagement ring, left hand.

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    • xilophor@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      you also have 6 fingers?

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  • pulverizedcoccyx@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Am I the only one counting the fingers here…bah who cares anymore.

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    • qprimed@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no. no you were not. this is a shitty timeline.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wy can’t I find a girl with 13 fingers like in the pictures?

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s ridiculous how beautiful she is. It should be illegal

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  • don@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Scarlett: What is this, a marriage certificate for ants?

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  • HubertManne@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You sound like this guy I worked with. Worshipped her.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh, that’s where I went wrong. I used a death certificate instead.

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  • LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    honestly, are people salty Colin jost got her? she could of gotten any dude out there but at least she went with someone who seems relatively grounded as far as celebrities go.

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  • thorbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Every picture I see of her makes my temperature instantly spike

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  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is ScarJo a lefty?

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    • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      the image is reversed. you can tell because no one in real life is left handed

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      • Capitao_Duarte@lemmy.eco.br ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m a lie?!

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    • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She says she’s an independant but she always supports the Democrats

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      • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Stop, I can only get so erect.

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    • s_s@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      She’s holding the pen like she’s a lefty overwriter.

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