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• herrcaptain@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Upvoted due to being weird and neat, but I’m not sure I trust the data source of two “cleanroom consultants.” They’re obviously in the pocket of Big Skin.

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or a big skin pocket, like a marsupial.

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh, I totally missed that. So if you’re wearing the clean room getup do the skin cells still aerolisize?

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    • Patches@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes but then you breathe them in. Bit like recycling

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• SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is most of it coming from dude’s massive dump truck?

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  • dalekcaan@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think the real takeaway is that walking faster makes you taller but also fatter.

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    • Patches@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can’t outrun your diet especially when it consists of millions of human skin cells.

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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• swag_money@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not lazy I’m just conserving skin

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• nxdefiant@startrek.website ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “skin per minute” seems very imprecise for how accurate it sounds.

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why does he get bigger and fatter the faster he walks?

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Because they have to adjust heights to make graph scale

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    • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And they needed to adjust the size of his dump truck too?

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• Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s really ineffective suit

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• acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Three horrifying keywords: aerosolized skin flakes.

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  • psmgx@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What do you think dust is?

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    • acockworkorange@mander.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My sweet summer child, if you think those two are synonymous, I hope you never learn otherwise.

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  8kph is up in speed walking territory

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• nifty@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s unclear whether the person is shedding skin flakes despite wearing the clean room gear. I am guessing the shedding visualization shows what would happen without the clean room gear.

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• themeatbridge@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this because of chafing? Wind resistance? Increased body temperature?

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Probably all of the above.

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• invertedspear@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is a great explanation of why I feel dirty just driving somewhere over the course of 8-10 hours. Sure I’m not getting dirty, but I’m not passively exfoliating either.

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• Neon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bad Scaling

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