TIL I am probably a North American river otter.
Fun Otter Fact
Submitted 10 months ago by phudgins@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b8d7eecf-9dd2-4f5a-bcb0-5661ba80682e.jpeg
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Triumph@fedia.io 10 months ago
cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
theyre just like me
kubica@fedia.io 10 months ago
But has anyone tried to teach them?
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Have you?
queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I tried but for some reason they keep cavorting in the sun and water all day.
Maybe they are trying to teach me a lesson.
randEntropy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The American education system is in shambles.
Prove_your_argument@piefed.social 10 months ago
buzz86us@lemmy.world 10 months ago
and most humans are unaware of how to fish, and catch oysters with their bare hands.
Tedesche@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Catch” oysters? Because they’re so quick and spry?
thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Shortly after this picture was taken, the subject was quoted as saying
I think you have mistaken me for someone who builds a dam
coherent_domain@infosec.pub 10 months ago
I mean, you know why you need all these security to go into a Fab? To hide the fact that all of our chips are secretly built by otters, who are all in a cult managed by the deep state and Joe Biden.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll not stand for this pro-seal propaganda my chair is really comfy
partial_accumen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is a bit of a misnomer. While North American River otters have zero knowledge on field-effect devices, they have a good grasp of junction devices such as transistors. It would not be surprising to anyone that knows otters that they can be bi-polar.
CuteLuciii@feddit.org 10 months ago
So am i. Does that make me a north American river Otter?
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Yeah.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 months ago
Well, they’re not exactly Britney Spears, are they?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Little8Lost@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I belive he knows about Steamyconductors
untorquer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Am i sad because I’m empathizing with a North American River Otter who looks sad or am i sad because the North American River Otter is probably unaware of how semiconductors work? Either easy North American River Otter deserves better.
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
How much trouble would the human race be in if they figured it out?
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not much. I don’t think they have much access to gallium
Madison420@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Depends on the otter gallium does exist in sea deposits and just generally dissolved in ocean water.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The look of cluelessness on his little furry otter face really sends it home for me.
tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That’s why the world is failing. Otters would rather build dams instead of attending college and it shows
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Otters don’t build dams. That’s beavers. Otters will happily squat in an abandoned beaver dam though. At least until it falls apart from lack of repair.
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
TIL I quite likely have something in common with a river otter.
seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
@Grok is this true?
Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
You are on lemmy silly…
@Gork@sopuli.xyz is this true?
Gork@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
No, they are secretly hoarding all the 2 nm process node to make DIMM DRAM Dams.
KernelTale@programming.dev 10 months ago
Probably
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They’re also unaware of how frigging cute they are. :3
ultrahamster64@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Haha dumbass
FreeBeard@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
They will be overly excited when they find out. The termination loss afterwards will be very sad.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Source??
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 10 months ago
I Am Otter
otter@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I would beg to differ:
Semiconductors work by having electrical conductivity that can be controlled and modified, allowing them to act as either conductors or insulators depending on conditions. This is achieved through a process called doping, where impurities are added to the semiconductor material, creating regions that can conduct electricity more easily.
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Here’s the thing. You said a “North American river otter understands semiconductors.”
Is it in the same subfamily as the other otters? Yes. No one’s arguing that.
otter@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Listen bub, us North American River otters can be engineers, too. It’s just that societal structures that hold many of my fellow species back. I don’t appreciate the generalizations.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They aren’t bumpkins, they’re just far more likely to major in pure math or biology.