Fun Otter Fact

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• CuteLuciii@feddit.org ⁨37⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  So am i. Does that make me a north American river Otter?

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  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Yeah.

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Source??

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• buzz86us@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  and most humans are unaware of how to fish, and catch oysters with their bare hands.

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  • Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    “Catch” oysters? Because they’re so quick and spry?

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• ohulancutash@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I Am Otter

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• otter@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I would beg to differ:

  Semiconductors work by having electrical conductivity that can be controlled and modified, allowing them to act as either conductors or insulators depending on conditions. This is achieved through a process called doping, where impurities are added to the semiconductor material, creating regions that can conduct electricity more easily.

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Okay but listen, if you’re an Asian small-clawed otter, or a Neotropical otter, you’d be expected to know that. We’re talking about the North American river otter here, and everyone knows what bumpkins they usually are.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Here’s the thing. You said a “North American river otter understands semiconductors.”

      Is it in the same subfamily as the other otters? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

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    • otter@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Listen bub, us North American River otters can be engineers, too. It’s just that societal structures that hold many of my fellow species back. I don’t appreciate the generalizations.

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They aren’t bumpkins, they’re just far more likely to major in pure math or biology.

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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL I am probably a North American river otter.

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  • Schmuppes@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hell yeah, brotter!

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• randEntropy@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The American education system is in shambles.

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  • Prove_your_argument@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I honestly believe

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• cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  theyre just like me

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• kubica@fedia.io ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But has anyone tried to teach them?

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you?

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    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I tried but for some reason they keep cavorting in the sun and water all day.

      Maybe they are trying to teach me a lesson.

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well, they’re not exactly Britney Spears, are they?

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• korendian@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Key word being probably. You never know.

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• coherent_domain@infosec.pub ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I mean, you know why you need all these security to go into a Fab? To hide the fact that all of our chips are secretly built by otters, who are all in a cult managed by the deep state and Joe Biden.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Little8Lost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I belive he knows about Steamyconductors

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• untorquer@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Am i sad because I’m empathizing with a North American River Otter who looks sad or am i sad because the North American River Otter is probably unaware of how semiconductors work? Either easy North American River Otter deserves better.

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• thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Shortly after this picture was taken, the subject was quoted as saying

  I think you have mistaken me for someone who builds a dam

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’ll not stand for this pro-seal propaganda my chair is really comfy

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• partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is a bit of a misnomer. While North American River otters have zero knowledge on field-effect devices, they have a good grasp of junction devices such as transistors. It would not be surprising to anyone that knows otters that they can be bi-polar.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The look of cluelessness on his little furry otter face really sends it home for me.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How much trouble would the human race be in if they figured it out?

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not much. I don’t think they have much access to gallium

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Depends on the otter gallium does exist in sea deposits and just generally dissolved in ocean water.

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• tired_n_bored@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That’s why the world is failing. Otters would rather build dams instead of attending college and it shows

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Otters don’t build dams. That’s beavers. Otters will happily squat in an abandoned beaver dam though. At least until it falls apart from lack of repair.

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TIL I quite likely have something in common with a river otter.

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• seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  @Grok is this true?

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  • Lazycog@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You are on lemmy silly…

    @Gork@sopuli.xyz is this true?

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    • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, they are secretly hoarding all the 2 nm process node to make DIMM DRAM Dams.

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    • KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Probably

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• Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They’re also unaware of how frigging cute they are. :3

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• ultrahamster64@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Haha dumbass

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• FreeBeard@slrpnk.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  They will be overly excited when they find out. The termination loss afterwards will be very sad.

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